Have you ever...
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Thread Topic: Have you ever...
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Fine. We'll see how it goes when it's proofread tomorrow.
Sorry, making turkey/pickle/cream cheese wraps. -
Type it up sometime so I can see it, okay, Selena? :3
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I could go get it now...
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Please?
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Okie dokie.
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Help! My best friend tried to kill me! Well, not quite kill me, but she said she was going to force me to listen to Justin Bieber. That's probably worse than death, but still! Why? Well, there are actually a few reasons to why my friend wanted to take my life and/or destroy my eardrums. I think they're foolish. Read this, and decide if they're foolish or not.
The first reason was because I dislike her tastes in music. She enjoys metal, screamo, etc. I'm not a huge fan of her musical choices, and whenever I say so, she threatens to kill me! Isn't that crazy? I think so. The second reason is because she wants to be an assassin. Apparently, killing off one of her very rare friends is great practice to become America's Top Killer. I guess that makes sense. Then again, she thinks I'm plotting world domination, and I sort of promised her that once I did, I would make her head assassin. Why she would kill me and break that deal, I have no clue. Her third reason is that I am actually nice to her and compliment her. Not many students at her school like her, so she's not really used to other kids being nice to her. I respect her, though, and am nice to her. Unfortunately kindness makes her uncomfortable enough to present me with death threats.
I like my friend and all; she's usually a very nice person. She's just violent. I have a few violent friends. I don't know why. Maybe I'm violent, too. One thing's for sure, though. Ask my friend and she'll say that yes, this story is true. -
:O
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What?
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Ish so accurate!!!!
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My pencil wouldn't lie.
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Hello
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I see. Though no one will take time to track me down and confirm the truth behind your words.
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Good. They can't go find you without me.
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You don't want them to? Am I that shameful? ;)
Hello, Kevin. -
They can't meet you in person before I do.
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