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Well trolls i hope your happy:[
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Hey stop blaming yourself for things it not your falt its whoever is messing with you they may have mager issues
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hi
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hello
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hiya
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Look at this email my friend sent me (XD) (Willow and I aren't dating were straight) (She hates will and i'm kristina)
Dear Kristina, Dear Willow,
I understand you are having some relationship troubles at this time, and you may be in need of some support. Whenever you do feel free to turn to me, your trusted friend well for Kristina at least. Kristina, I know you are sad that he broke up with you but have to understand he will always be confused about his sexual alignment, and will be a bit between the borderline of Female and Male. Willow, I know you are a horse so I have broken down my lecture for you into Horsian. Neigh neigh whinny neigh OATS neigh neigh neigh, neighy neigh neigh, neigh gallop around room neigh-neigh toss head neigh, flip mane neigh neigh neigh neigh bare teeth neigh whinny OATS neigh gallop around room neigh.
Kristina, advice for the future to you is to date a very definite male instead of a borderline, and a human instead of a centaur, or, in Willow's more recent case, full horse.
Willow, advice for the future to you is to stay centaur don't become a full horse. If you choose horse don't go cavorting with the human girls, breaking their hearts and sending them into hysterics. You must realize that Kristina has happius crydius*, a rare condition causing her to appear happy and laughing instead of sad and crying when the situation calls for it. When you do not wish to be with your female partner any longer don't dump them, even if you like to see happius crydius manifested in Kristina, your ex. She is a sensitive person, and you, being male, will never understand fully. If this is hard to understand in English let me translate into Horsian: Neigh neigh neigh OATS neigh neigh neigh neighyneigh neigh whinny neigh bare teeth neigh. Neigh neigh, gallop around room neigh. Neigh neigh, neigh? Neigh. Neigh OATS neigh.
To sum up this letter, Kristina, don't date horses or homos, Willow, have a heart. Neigh.
Both of you, support is readily available.
Call the toll-free number below for help:
For Kristina: Just kidding, there's no number to call
For Willow: 1-866-SAD-HORSY
At any time I can find the two of you a marriage counselor, as I realize you have deep feelings for each other and may take your (while currently broken up, but may not stay that way) relationship to the next step.
Sincerely,
Jessica Wang
(Who is cooler than horses)
Footnote: *happius crydius (hap-EE-us kry-DEE-us): An extremely uncommon condition, manifested at birth, which causes the victim to suffer from apparent physical happiness while emotionally unhappy. Symptoms include: laughing often, smiling too much, rarely physically appearing to be sad, etc. These symptoms will appear around birth but become more obvious over age until the peak at age 15, after which the symptoms will appear less and less often. -
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READ IT GODAMN IT.
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NitroTails12 Novice*Flies in*
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nitro: Read it or I'll kill you.
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NitroTails12 NoviceUh... Ok
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it's funny *laughs*
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NitroTails12 Novice*Laughs*
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:D Was it funny?
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NitroTails12 NoviceYeah. Horse language :D
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