Soap Opera Time!!!!!!!!
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Thread Topic: Soap Opera Time!!!!!!!!
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"Hey" Bora said to Alfred. "Hmmm, well let's think about it Kalien. I'm holding them, one looks like me, the other looks like your dad, who can they possibly be?" Vegeta grumbled, his patience with Kalien fading.
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Alfred looked over smiling. "Sweet where'd you get the kids?" He was honestly oblivious. But in his defense he was a pretty young country. "Didn't Arthur ever teach you how it happens?" Christine couldn't help asking.
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"Ahem, aliens?" Vegeta grumbled. "Apparently males from our race got the damned ability to hold life, but you seriously don't know how it happens?" A lightbulb went on in Kalien's head. "They're our brothers, no?" he asked. Vegeta sighed and nodded. "Yes, ten points for figuring it out" he mumbled.
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Christine got up and bluntly whispered what they were talking about to Alfred. He finally nodded. "Oh... why would you think Arthur would teach me that?" Her face broke into a smile, and she tried to contain a laugh. "Just give it time." She sat back down and cuddled into Ivan's side.
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Vegeta smiled, but the smile quickly faded when Goku came running down the stairs. "Hey Kalien! Hi Bora! Hi Vegeta! Hi Ivan! Hi--" Vegeta growled at him. "Dear Kami, we get it!" he shouted.
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"Hey everyone," Christine figured since they were all gathered there at the moment to make the announcement. "We're getting married!" Ivan said, he had the same look of victory he did in the Soviet Marshmallow Dance (LOL).
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(ROFL!!!) They all smiled and laughed with joy. "Wait, Veggie and I never got married..." Goku said, still smiling and laughing with joy. "That's great!" Amy told Ivan and Christine as she and Kakarot came down the stairs with baby Bara.
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Alfred smile too. "Ah that's great!" Whoa, and most people are scared sh1tless of Ivan's "becoming one" offer. He thought. Then suddenly there was a violent scratching at the front door. "BROTHER!" It was Belarus, and she was pissed. O.o
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(Holy fukwit, RUN!!) Yasai, who had been sleeping peacefully, had heard the scratching. It startled him and woke him up, and so he started to cry. "DAMN IT WHOEVER IT WAS THAT DID THAT I'M GOING TO FUKING RIP THEM TO--" Goku calmed Vegeta down. "Shh, Veggie..."
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Christine's face had paled lighter than snow, and Ivan pulled her behind him. "Not her," he sighed. "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!" That voice belonged to Chelsea. Apparently the two overprotective sisters had been spying on the house. The scratching continued until the door looked like it could break any minute.
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Vegeta stomped over to the door, a large vein bulging from his neck, and yanked the door open. "THERE! ARE YOU TWO HAPPY OR MUST I--" he was cut off when Isan started crying as well. He gave Belarus and Chelsea the death glare.
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They glared back. Then they split off into their outraged scolding. "YOU'RE MARRYING HIM? WHAT THE HELL THIS IS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST DECISIONS...!" "BROTHER! SHE IS A PATHETIC LOSER! SHE'LL NEVER BE FAMILY OR ANYTHING TO ME! SHE'S DEAD TO ME!" Their screams blended into pure noise until Christine just couldn't take it. "SHUT UP!" She had screamed louder and the room went silent. Belarus held her dagger behind her back.
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"You two better calm down before I pin you to the motherfuking walls" Goku said. That coming from Goku; it startled Vegeta.
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Ivan was pissed now, and you could hear a quiet 'kolkolkol' in the room. Belarus and Chelsea flinched a bit at that. "We are in love and there's nothing you can do to change that," Christine growled. "If you ever want to see either of us again or our future children I suggest you calm the fuk down."
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"Yeah.." Goku grumbled, playing with the ki rings that had formed on his fingertips. Yasai and Isan eventually calmed down, but were still sobbing quietly.
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