SOAP!
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Thread Topic: SOAP!
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(I think so....)
The rihnos look at each other. I say "Okay, look, if either of you get across that sinkhole in front of you, you get the sloth" "That's right, you losers! You take one step and you're dead!"says Sid,Sid throws a rock which bounces off the 'sinkhole' instead of sinking. "You were bluffing, huh?"says Diego."Yeah. Yeah, that was a bluff!"i say. -
(oh sweet baby jesus! GAY ANIMALS!.....well they aint the only ones....gay penguins too)
"Ummm....now what?!" shouts sid -
"Weeeeee RUN!"shouts Diego. We all run for our lives.
(UmmmmmmmmHuummmmmmm) -
after hours of running...."stop!" i say in a whisper
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"What is it, Mera"i ask.
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"look!" i say "Humans!"
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"No way"i say.
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(MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
"yes way look!" looks at humans..."hey look the baby has one of those diaper thingies" "so?" asks diego "So if it poops were does it go?" *diego thinks for a moment* "Humans are disgusting" he says disgusted -
(KIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Suddenly a pack of Wolfs enter the camp "Uh oh"i say. The wolfs corner a woman and a baby and the woman jumps down a waterfall. -
"Madre mia! did you see that?!" asks sid "How are we gonna tell the husband of that lady that she brung herself all that way to the waterfall just to kill herself!" i shout
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"The wolfs where gonna kill her!"i say. Most of the men of the human village die, only a few survive and get away. "Hey look down here"says Sid"Its the woman"
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"What?! she's alive?! WTF?!?!?!" i say
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"Follow me"shouts Diego as he jumps down to the waterfalls end. I follow him. We see the baby laying on the mud.
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i move the baby in closer away from the water "Have you seen the mother?" i ask still eyeing the baby
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"No"i say"I think she drawned" The baby starts crying "Its nose is dry"says Diego. "That means there's something wrong with it"says Sid. "Well DUH!"i say to Sid."Someone should lick it, just in case"says Diego. "I'll do it!"says SId.
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