SOAP!
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Thread Topic: SOAP!
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i watch sid "is he really gonna do this?!" i whisper to Xue
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"I dont know"i say. Sid licks the baby "EWWW!"we all say. "Eh!"says Sid. "Come on"says Diego"We need to get him to somewhere warm"
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"So what are we gonna do with the baby?" asks Sid
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"I bet he's hungry!"says Sid."How about some milk?"i ask. "Ooh, I'd love some!"shouts Sid. "Not you, the baby!"growls Diego. "Well, I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal!"says Sid. "You're a little low on the food chain to be mouthin' off, aren't ya...?!"says Diego and me.
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"ENOUGH!" i shout
"I think we should keep him" says sid
"I dont think we should do that" says diego
"Why not?" "Because if we save him he'll grow up to be a hunter. And who do you think he'll hunt?" "Well maybe if we keep him he wont hurt us" says sid then i but in "Yeah, and maybe he'll grow fur, and a long, skinny neck and call you Mama!" i shout -
"I vote we keep him!"i say"So Diego, where do we go now" "The humans have a setlement just beyond Glacier Valley"he says"We'll go here" "Ok"i say.
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The baby pokes sid..Sid pokes back..then baby pokes Sid..Sid pokes back POKEING FIGHT! "Cut it out back there!" you yell "He started it!" "I dont care who started it i'll FINISH it!" i yell
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We get to a clearing and the baby starts crying "Not agian!"i say"Okay, you. Check for poop" Sid asks"Hey, why am I the poop-checker?" "Because returning the runt was your idea, because you're small and insignificant, and because I'll pummel you if you don't!"i shout. "...Why else?"asks Sid. "NOW, Sid!"i shout.
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"OH! EWW! AH! SO GROSS!" says Sid pretending to clean the baby then he waves the cloth around "AH! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!" i scream "DONT GIVE IT TO ME!" yells diego
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Sid lets go and it land on me "EWWWW GET IF OFF ME!"i shout. Diego gets the nappy and throw it on the floor "Thanks Diego!"i smile. He smiles back. "Wups nothing in it!"Sid smiles.
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i punch sid for pulling off that prank the baby giggles..."Hey do it again he like it!" says diego i punch sid again the baby laughs
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I punch Sid and the baby giggles "Hey that felt pretty good" I do it agian "Very good!"
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"ok yall stop it or you'll kill him" says diego..."but just one more thing" he says "Whats that?" asks sid "This!" *punches sid "Ok now its enough" laughs diego
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"Ive got another idea to keep the baby happy"says Diego. "Oh yeah? What is it?"i ask. Diego plays peek-a-boo with the baby "Where's the baby?... There he is!" I laugh but the baby's only reaction is blinking; it is so startled it's quieted. Diego does it agian. "Where's the baby?... there he is!" The baby begins crying again and Sid yells at the second 'Where's the baby?... there he is bit' "Stop it, you're scaring him!"you say.
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i punch diego for even thinking peek-a-boo
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