Ah..brotherly love..
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Thread Topic: Ah..brotherly love..
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lil Bro: .____________________________
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Big Bro:.___.
lil Bro:FAIL
Big Bro:So was your dad's condom
lil Bro:So was your mother's abortion
Big Bro:Nicely played little brother -
A religious preacher came up to me the other day and asked if I believe in evolution or creationism.
I replied: I believe in evolution. How else would Charmander become Charizard? -
*** 24 Minutes of battery life left ****
You: Ahh, that is enough time to finish what I am doing
*** 6 Mins Later Laptop Shuts Down ***
You: You piece of s---! You lied to me! -
Oh really? You actually want to have a fight with me over the internet? Ok, you asked for it. You're going to regret it now. Im going to unleash the fury of CAPSLOCK!
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daughter : '' hey mum me and my boyfriend are just going to my room. ''
mum : '' ok dont do anything stupid ''
* mum hears her daughter screaming ''BAABBY BAABBY BAABBYY OOHHHH'' !! *
* mum rushes up stairs *
mum : ''what are you doing !!?!??!!''
daughter : ''get out mum we are having sex !!.''
mum : ''ohhh thank god, i thought you were listening to justin bieber.'' -
Best brothers ever. Maybe they'd both kill eachother off and then you'd be an only child!! :D
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Learn Chinese in 5 minites! (say it out loud ;D )
1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)
2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)
3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)
4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)
5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)
6. He"s cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)
7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)
8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)
9. Great!
(Fa Kin Su Pah) -
Today I was really bored, so i decided to randomly say "Wow! Who put that piano there?"
You won't believe how many people looked around. Stupid thing was, I was in a elevator... -
Me: Man! I had soo much fun last night!
Friend: Kid, you were pissed most of the night, what can you remember?
Me: I wasn't that drunk?
Friend: Dude, you spent most the night in the kitchen...
Me: And?
Friend: Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich...
Me: -_- -
Moonwalking into jail, because you're a smooth criminal.
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I stole my friends phone the other day and switched his girlfriends and mothers numbers over. I thought it was a great idea, especially when he sent a picture of his Weiner to his mother...
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So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. Shes funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop, how cool is that for someone her age?
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You're sitting at home alone at 10 O'clock at night, and you hear a knock on the door.
90% would answer the door.
I'm one of the 10% that runs and hides in terror expecting it's someone there to kill me.. -
Cool stuff!lol ;D
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Girlfriend- Did u know, one of my ancenstors was actually a King?
Boyfriend- Wow, i didnt know u were related to King Kong 0.0
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