brawndo
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Thread Topic: brawndo
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Brawndo the thirst mutilator,
its like shaving your chest WITH A LAWN MOWER!
that sounds dangerouse but its not more dangerous than Brawndo! because drinking Brawndo is like RIDING A PONY!
which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 FT TALL AND COVERED IN CHAIN SAWS!
and to get on the pony you have to take an ELEVATOR with 16 LIVE COUGARS which is an actual sport in LATIN AMERICA!
which is extremely fun, but not as much fun as Brawndo! becuase Brawndo is like DRIVING AN ICE CREAM TRUCK FULL OF ANGRY BEES THROUGH A PETTING ZOO!
which is a great way to become popular if you want to become popular with LAW INFORCEMENT!
but if you dont you should still drink Brawndo because Brawndo will make you USE YOUR FISTS IN EVERY DAY TASKS!
like watching television, or romance, or helicopter repair and maitanence!
it will also make you MORE AWSOME AT ENGLISH! which means you can use APOSTRAPHIES WHERE EVER YOU WANT TO!
even in words like NUCLEAR which DOESNT EVEN HAVE AN APOSTRAPHY IN IT!!
DRINK BRAWNDO!!! -
8D that vids cool
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