soapeth :P
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Thread Topic: soapeth :P
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Lauren: you ok?
Parker: beginnings fine, I guess -
Skit: *clings*
Ozzy: Kay... so... the band had this gig in Las Vegas so we stayed in a hotel and s--- that night. So we go to this casino right? And I'm drunk as f---, and I meet this chick named Linda.... -
Lauren: *hugz*
Parker: *nodding* -
(harpus ate my tater tots)
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Skit: I love you Lauren.
Ozzy: i notice she's wearing cleats, so I'm like "oh you play soccer?" And shes telling me about her soccer team and then shes gets up and goes somewhere. so I get another drink and then I have absolutely no memory of the rest of the night.
Me: Shocking. -
Lauren: I love you too Skit
Parker: very -
Skit: :3
Ozzy: I wake up in the morning really hungover in that hotel, and she brings in this tray of breakfast- and then the phone rings. So I wince and groan and whatever and shes like "are you okay? You look sick!" And I'm like "yeah, im just hung over." -
Lauren: :3 you wanna feed him?
Parker: *listening* -
Skit: but he bit me D: *shows bloody finger*
Ozzy: and she flips this tray and she goes "OZZY YOU BASTARD, YOU SAID YOU WERENT DRUNK!" and storms off. So I put on my pants and chase after and I'm like "Wait Linda!" And she whips around and kicks me in the balls with her soccer cleats, then leaves. *winces* -
Lauren: *bandages his finger* he always bites when he's hungry..wish he'd stop biting so hard
Parker: ouch -
Skit: I wish too...
Ozzy: I spend... eh.. 30,000 on cocaine every week. I had to pay HALF of that because she flipped that f---ing tray and wrecked the mattress and shit. -
Lauren: you still wanna feed him?
Parker: damn.. -
Skit: *nods*
Ozzy: Yeah... that was a f---ing waste of coke money. And it turns out that bitch didn't have any anger issues or anything... she just got pissed for nothing. -
Lauren: *hands him the plate*
Parker: hate it when people do that -
Skit: Erm a... actually....
Ozzy: And its that phones fault....
Me: it's your fault for getting drunk in the first place. :P
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