Weird Dream
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Thread Topic: Weird Dream
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DAMNIT, blank posts!
Well, I entered this contest, and every time someone lost a round of it, they died. I lost the first round, and the judge got up and shot me in the stomach with some gun called a "Carlisle" which I don't think even exists. And I say "Well, that was a rip-off!"
He says "Whadda ya mean, a rip-off?"
And I say "I'M NOT DEAD!!!"
I just get up and walk around, as normal, but with a big, bleeding bullet hole in my stomach (which hurt like a son of a b----). I kept trying to call an ambulance, but I kept dialling the wrong numbers. -
wow xD
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What kit said
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BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
I end up hitching a ride with some guy in a yellow Volkswagon Beetle, who says he's gonna take me to the hospital. Only when we drive right past the hospital do I realize that the person who picked me up was TED BUNDY! But there was something different about Ted. He had red eyes. He suddenly stops the car and tries to kill me, but I kick him in the balls and run away.
Then, I run into the hospital, and get rushed to the emergency room. Strangely enough, Ted's there again, but he's back to normal and dressed as a doctor. And Jeffrey Dahmer's a nurse! Seriously, Jeff was dressed in a nurse's outfit and everything, which looked HOT!
Finally, I had the bullet removed and Ted, Jeff and I all drove home. Then, jeff invited John Wayne Gacy and Ed Gein over, we all got drunk and started singing "We R Who We R" by Ke$ha! -
wow nice dream XD i had a dream about mayonaisse and dancing zebras once....
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xDDDD
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Wow.
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i dont have any more words but wow
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xD i just got an image of that
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Wowww. xD
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Wow
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