Dating Vegeta's Daughter.
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Thread Topic: Dating Vegeta's Daughter.
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#5 HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD. X'DDDDD
"Rule one, don't touch my daughter. You may, under certain circumstances, hold her hand, but anywhere other than that, and I will personally make sure you never touch anything again.
"Rule two, if you pull into MY driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you sure aren't picking anything up!"
"Rule three, do not look at any part of Bra other then her face. Anywhere else, below her neck especially, and you will be in deep trouble.
"Rule four, I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist."
"Rule five, I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you." "Rule six, do not make my princess cry or I will make you cry.
"Rule seven, if she is not home by 8:00 on the dot, I will find you and it will not be a happy meeting"
"Rule eight. My wife approves of this, but I do not. Do anything else I do not approve of and I will end you. Have fun, but try not to have to much fun, otherwise, you will regret meeting me, though, you already should." -
LOLOL!!!
....wow Veggie's overprotective.xD -
LOL YEAH.
I WANT HIM TO BE MY DAD NOW. XDDD -
LOLOLOLOL! BEST EVAR.
I could so see my dad saying all of that ._. -
XDDD
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LOLOLOLOL SAME HERE KAITIE.
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Eh, my dad would just say 'Bring her back home in one peice, and you have my blessing'
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My dad treats me like a 5 year old. -___-
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Hehe Vegeta wins.
My dad would say all of that... actually. ._. -
WIN
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