Say something figurative
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Thread Topic: Say something figurative
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So this is how it works:
P1: I ate tons of candy last night
P2:are you okay?
Also P2: I write like lightning! -
I have a boatload of work to do.
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WOW! What is your job?
My mom treated me like real crap yesterday -
Did she flush you down the toilet?
Math can be a serious pain in the butt. -
Ouch! Protractor go stab ig…
I am dangerous in a chess match -
I'll watch out for you then!
flowers grow in the spring. -
What kind of spring do you have?
Ariana Grande is really killing it with "Thank u, Next". -
Call the police!
It is freezing outside -
Aw shoot, Ice Age here we go
Yeah I nearly died tripping on the stairs yesterday -
OMG! How is your recovery going?
My mom said that she was going to knock me into next week -
So, how's next week lookin'?
My dog eats like a horse. -
That is a massive vegetarian dog you have there
My brother is such a couch potato ugh -
How did he ingest the horse? Does it like horses?
I am so annoyed I fear I might explode -
i commited 18 counts of tax fraud
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