I GOT MAD AND ATE THE STOVE!
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Thread Topic: I GOT MAD AND ATE THE STOVE!
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Yeah, literally, it's so gross that it makes sick!
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I prefer the ashes
1 cup white sugar
½ cup butter
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 ¾ teaspoons baking powder
½ cup milk
Ingredients for a normal cake! But for my cakes, the sugar is replaced with salt, the kind they put on roads before an ice storm. I replace the butter with chapstick. The eggs, with ground yellow lilies. The vanilla extract, with rubbing alcohol. The flour, with ground lead. The baking powder, with shredded paper. And the milk, with well- lava. -
Lol
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MAN!!! I LOVE UR CAKES! I hate the other kinds, the other ones are weird, people should try ur cakes instead.
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*mixes up le ingredients* Now, you never put a cake in the oven. You're really supposed to put them in the freezer
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I'm taken notes, I'll eat this! Ur right, it's better to put it in the freezer. Plus, it will help u to not burn yourself. :)
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This is legit a Baking style of Gordan Ramsy, lol!
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*takes out* Okay, time to put the icing on it! This icing is my homemade, two ingredients only icing! It's gunpowder mixed with liquid oxygen! *spreads on cake, and cuts cake into slices* ENJOY Y'ALL
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*eats it* Tastes amazing! Interesting flavor! Best cake ever! 5 stars! Cold yet tasty
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