lol...gotta read these jokes!
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There's an app for everything now. o.O
And Dewey is my laptop. :3 -
fufe123 Novicehi brit
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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: ‘What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?’ Â
Jessica responds: ‘That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!’ Â
So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: ‘That's easy...the pupil of the eye.’ ‘That's correct, Johnny. Very good!’ Â
And turning to Jessica, she says: ‘I've three things to say to you, young lady... first, you didn't do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you're in for a big disappointment!’ -
BRB. I just have to clean my room a little. I'll be back in 10 minutes at the very most.
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thats wrong lol.
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That's pretty funny. Hi Fufe. I'm sore from last night. Stupid bruise from that trip
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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day,she asked, ‘Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?’  ‘I'm in love,’ the boy replied.  Â
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, ‘With whom?’  ‘With YOU!’ he said.  ‘But Johnny,’ she said gently, ‘don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child.’ Â
‘Oh, don't worry,’ the boy said reassuringly, ‘I'll use a rubber!’ -
That's creative Eilloh
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fufe123 Novice@brit:*laughs* well i didnt make you fall and put some ice on you then you be good
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If I seem a little slow, it's b/c I'm watching Minecraft Movie 8 on youtube
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Lol. Little Johnny jokes xD
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fufe123 Novice@moyashi: i get it lol
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The wife says, the wife means :
The wife says: we need, the wife means: I want.
The wife says: It's your decision, the wife means: The correct decision should be obvious
The wife says: Do what you want, the wife means: You'll pay for this later
The wife says: We need to talk, the wife means: I need to complain
The wife says: I'n not upset, the wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron
The wife says: You're ... so manly, the wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot
The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient, the wife means: I want a new house.
The wife says: I want new curtains, the wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!
The wife says: I need wedding shoes, the wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.
The wife says: Hang the picture there, the wife means: No, I mean hang it there!
The wife says: I heard a noise, the wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.
The wife says: Do you love me?, the wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.
The wife says: How much do you love me?, the wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.
The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute, the wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.
The wife says: Am I fat?, the wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.
The wife says: You have to learn to communicate, the wife means: Just agree with me.
The wife says: Are you listening to me?, the wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]
The wife says: I'm sorry, the wife means: You'll be sorry
The wife says: Do you like this recipe?, the wife means: You better get used to it
The wife says: Was that the baby?, the wife means: Get out of bed and walk him
The wife says: I'm not yelling!, the wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! -
Where's the ice? It better not be cold
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