Come, and Join Me
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Thread Topic: Come, and Join Me
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alright then -
i did it but now its blank
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He has to get his tin foil hat.
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Don't forget it.
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But yeah, that's how you do it.
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okay?
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I'm gonna go now and work on history.
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my cat is trying to get into every space he's not supposed to be in -
ok bye tat
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"That's not necessary," said Jace. "I can keep a perfectly good eye on Simon, thank you. He's my neophyte Downworlder to mock and boss around, not yours."
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"You can't have two fathers."
"Sure you can," Simon said. "Who says you can't? We can buy you one of those books they have for little kids. Timmy Has Two Dads. Except I don't think they have one called Timmy Has Two Dads and One of Them Was Evil. That part you're just going to have to work through on your own."
Jace rolled his eyes. "It's fascinating," he said. "You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense." -
Two Jaces eyed him-one the real Jace, the other his reflection in the windowpane. "You can't just skip feeding, you know."
Simon shrugged. "I'm eating now."
"Yeah," Jace said, "but you're a vampire. Blood isn't like food for you. Blood is ... blood."
"That's very illuminating." Simon flung himself into the armchair across from the TV; it had probably once been a pale gold velvet but was now worn to the grayish pile. "Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?" -
"It's a joke, Isabelle. He's the Count. He likes counting. You know. 'What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies...'"
There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. "It's not realistic."
"What would you prefer? 'What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers...'"
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