Im unreasonably hungry rn
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Thread Topic: Im unreasonably hungry rn
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It’s from yesterday,
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It’s been in the fridge
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I’m so getting called out Tommorrow but I’m too hungry 2 care
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AY BUPPET
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I remember, one time, when I was eleven, it was ten in the morning, and my Dad was asleep. Despite this important detail, (I’ve been afraid of waking my Dad up purposely in the mornings since the beginning of time.) my mom told me it was probably safe to start making breakfast.
As the microwave beeped, sure enough, my father came out of the room, and that was the first time I heard him swear rant since I was six and purposely woke him up in the middle of the night for the fifth time to ask him what time it was. (This Why I was afraid of purposely waking him.)
Now, ever since then, if my dad is asleep, no matter what time, every single little task I do is full on espionage material. Using the bathroom and making breakfast being the scariest tasks. I’m so silent the simplest click or breathing too loud makes me hold my breath, and loud noises (such as toilet flushes and microwave beeps) lead to a quiet retweet into my room. -
(*retreat)
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yall know ya can just open the microwave 1 second before it beeps right?
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Yall do realise that to put on the microwave it beers, to start it , it beeps, and to stop and cancel it, it beeps?
The microwave makes a noise while cooking. Don’t be a dick.
I ate half of it. It was pretty bad but I think my appetite has been sated. AFter eating Acrimony’s lunch money of course -
Yeah that was my trick most of the time.
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But what Puppet said.
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