i cant sleep dammit
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Thread Topic: i cant sleep dammit
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...yeah..?
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im gonna visit him at the ER tomorrow too so uh
cant f---ing relax. -
Well how can I help?
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Man: waiter my soup tastes funny
Waiter: I don't see you laughing -
this works a lot. slap me across the face.
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Man: wait bring me something to eat and make it snappy
Waiter:how about a crocodile sandwich? -
Man: waiter my soup tastes funny
Waiter: I don't see you laughing
that deserves a medal.. -
Man: what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: it looks like it's trying to swim sir -
Man "waiter do you have frog legs?
Waiter: no sir I've always walked like this -
Man: is there soup on the menu?
Waiter: no sir I wiped it off yesterday -
Man: doctor doctor my nose is running
Doctor: Well catch it before it runs out the door -
Man: doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
Doctor: Well pull yourself together man
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