Salad=mc^2
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Lord_Salad_bin NewbieWelcome fellow users. I have come to liberate this website and bring the power of the Iron Lords to cleanse the infestation brought upon us by SIVA. Who wants to join the ranks of the Iron Lords?
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Only if you join the ranks of Choobarf.
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Lord_Salad_bin NewbieOh hello! I am a sworn Iron Lord, grand and sole protector of the sanctity of the Iron Lords and their legacy. I would love to be a so called, "Choobarf." It sounds like a mighty idea!
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Hello there.
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Of course it is! Choobarf is the National League of Potatoes and if you're a potato then it is in your nature to join. I am Amaratay Otato, sole protector, enforcer, and chief of the Potato Law of the land. Together we will unite to become the Iron Choobarf Lords.
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Lord_Salad_bin NewbieHello there, young wolf! How are you on this fine day?
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Amaratay Otato, may I join the ranks of Choobarf?
Just swell, I was just released from the hospital. -
Lord_Salad_bin NewbieKatqueen: That is amazing! Though if I join the Choobarf, you must join the Iron Lords as well. I welcome you, young wolf
Batman: Out of the hospital, eh? I remember a time back in the golden age when hospitals were around! Now all we do is die so we can be ressurected with our wounds healed! -
Of course you may, Batman.
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How rude of me, how could I not? How do I join this most prestigious rank of Iron Lord?
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Such a shame, that website is blocked for me.
Yes, I fainted during Wal-Mart, and started puking up blood. -
Lord_Salad_bin NewbieKatqueen: To become an Iron Lord all you must do Is slay Atheon, God of the Vex, in the Vault of Glass on Venus. Then you must murder Crota, the god of the Hive, on the moon. Shortly after that, you must slaughter the pirate leader of the Fallen, Skolas. Once you're finished with that you have to go into bloody battle with Crota's father, Oryx, who is pissed at you for killing his son. Shortly after that you must destroy the reanimated remains of the previous iron lords. Once done, you have become one of us! It sounds like a lot, but it isn't that much. Trust me, I've done it all ^^
Batman: That is very unfortunate, young wolf. I hope that you are resurrected with your wounds healed to the best of their ability! -
Hmm, sounds easy enough. It'll take at least 5 minutes. While I'm gone, repeat this:
"I, under this Oath, promise to be the number one potato. I will not let others bring me down. I will not grow out of this personality. I am weird, I am crazy, I am reckless, I am beautiful.
I.
Am.
A.
Potato!"
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Lord_Salad_bin Newbie"I, under this Oath, promise to be the number one potato. I will not let others bring me down. I will not grow out of this personality. I am weird, I am crazy, I am reckless, I am beautiful.
I.
Am.
A.
Potato!"
Thank you for allowing me to join! I appreciate it greatly. I shall try see you when you return -
I'm back! Sorry that was a bit longer than expected! Oryx really put up a fight but I threw his body at the reanimated remains and managed to throw a torch at them to burn their bodies.
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