18 ways to maintain a healthly level of insanity
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Thread Topic: 18 ways to maintain a healthly level of insanity
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I found this on FF.net. XD
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “INâ€
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.â€
7. Don't use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.â€
11. Sing along at the Opera.
12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!â€
16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.â€
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
18. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy. -
I LOLED SO HARD XD
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LOL!!!!
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LOL WIN
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LMAO!!!!!!!!
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I've done some of those...
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LOLLOLOLO
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I've done 15, 14, 9, 8, 6, and 3 once or twice before. xD
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LOLOLOL I LOVE YOU LOL
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i've tried around half of these.
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I've done 3 and 11
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