when your mom takes you to a buffet because she knows you
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Thread Topic: when your mom takes you to a buffet because she knows you
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thanks mommy
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bro share your mother.
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I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the f---, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
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i'd take you if i could lmao
we can get fat off of taco meat and nacho cheese and pizza and literally everything else -
What buffet did she take you to? Something just out in your state?
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something real close
if i told you the name it might reveal my location -
Ahh, then I won't ask for the name lol. Is it a very nice place, tho?
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pretty nice yeah
it's not a 5 star, golden wood floors, rich people all around kind if buffet, but the food is high quality and it seems pretty clean so -
Good quality food is all it takes for me x'D
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sammmeee
i haven't been there in so long i'm so excited!?? they have a chocolate fountain and a cotton candy machine and you KNOW i'm getting some of that -
wait wtf
a chocolate fountain AND A COTTON CANDY MACHINE!?
IM GOING TO YO STATE FAM -
feel free man let's f---ing do it
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xD lol
How are you doing besides super cool buffet? -
Ohio
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