AVP
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Thread Topic: AVP
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thank you and yes please
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day 1
professor: first of all does anyone think we have to take a break? because if no one wants one we don't have to take it.
Me: i kinda did
professor: *crest fallen* oh. but if i give you a five minuet break you wont come back in five minuets.
me: well then can we eat in class? cause' this class is right on lunch time.
Professor: oh we wont have time to eat -
Day 2
Professor: *huddled up to the black board writing approx. 100 miles per hour.
me: *blink, blink* how did that 2 get in there?
Professor: i see you do not understand. lets try it. *writes some more*
me:no but how did the 2 get in there? is it coming from the left or the right?
professor: i do not like it when you say left or right, it has nothing to do with that.
me: ok, is it negative or positive?
Professor: i do not like when you say negative or positive it has nothing to do with that.
me: *blink, blink*
Professor: aw i see you do not believe me. lets try it *writes some more* now we shall do such a thing, and prove it.
*writes problems and proves them for two hours*
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lol
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day 3
Professor: ...so that's why the third digit goes to the infinite. now i will show you this last problem but i will prove it tomorrow. *does problem* but i see that leaves you feeling angry and bitter.
me: we're not angry
Professor: we shall do such a thing
me: we're not bitter *smiles sweetly*
professor: ah i see you do not like this i shall do three more to punish you -
day 3 (continued)
Me: *laughs*
professor: i see you laugh. you are missing the beauty of calculus.
some other student: oh no it is a beautiful problem :)
professor: the whole problem is you do not remember your algebra. it was to long ago -
(last one lol) day 4
Professor: since the exam we're having today is about an hour long we shall have the lecture afterward s
Students: *take their exam*
(an hour later)
professor: now we shall finish proving this problem from yesterday.
student: can we take our break first
professor: *confused* breaks are for after you've done work. all we have done today is have fun...taking an exam *he was not even joking. he really meant that* -
lol wow
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*bows and exits stage* the curtains drop
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*applauds* YAY!
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based on actually events by the way
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wow really?
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Would any of you guys like to see some of my art? O:
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@nuva for real
@hamilton sure -
yes please hamilton
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