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Life sucks...
and apparently I swallow.
Anyway. Hi. -
Dont worry, I swallow too~ ^-^
Hai -
Quick Rant: (Just Ignore-)
I'm so f---ing done. I just... I'm done being happy. Because when I finally grow to trust or love someone, they either move, grow apart, or destroy said trust.. It's happening everywhere... It's happening with Zaxx... I can tell we're growing apart, my friend is moving, and my mom just told me that I needed to grow up and learn to handle things on my own. I just... no. I'm... I literally can't anymore. -
WELL HELLO FRATELLO.
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hello.
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hELL ...
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SG- Hiii -
Lol I came home an hour ago, and now I'm in bed, an hour later.
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SG- Lollll.
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Jesus was our mothers fave
All her love to him she gave
But there's no sibling rivalry
WHEN HE'S NAIL TO THAT TREE!!! (YEAH!)
AND NOW THE QUESTION FOR YOU
IS NOT WHAT WOULD JESUS DO
BUT WHERE WILL YOU BE WHEN THE CRAIG MACHINE COMES PARTYING THROUGH
AND IF THE LORD WILL ALLOW
YOU MUST ASK YOURSELF HOW
WHERE, WHY, WHAT AND WHO IS YOUR MESSIAH NOW
ITS f---IN CRAIG! -
Otaku, but I did it pretty fast though. :P
Absol, you're my Savior. -
*claps*
SG- Cool. :3 -
Once upon a time, there was a frog named Andy.
Andy lived at the Patten Park Pond and had never hopped anywhere else his entire frog life.
He had 3 best friends.
Millie- who never left her lily pad, Billie- who was always hopping mad, and Roger- who was arrested for possession of tadpole p---.
So one day, Andy saw something hop across the grass on the other side of the pond!
"Millie, Billie, Roger, look!" said Andy.
Across the pond stood the most beautiful frog that Andy had ever seen.
"She's gorgeous!" said Millie.
"She's beautiful!" said Billie.
"BIT OLD FOR MY TASTE." said Roger.
(Classic Roger.)
And then she was gone.
"I need to go find her," said Andy, "I need to follow my little frog heart."
So Andy followed the beautiful frogs footsteps into the forest.
He then came across a turtle.
"You can't pass!" said the turtle.
"Please?" said Andy.
"NO." said the turtle.
(and uh, this is the first long, convoluted simile.)
Then, there was a rustling in the bushes, and like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle.
Andy kept moving, but at this point, like the doctor of a Kenyan track team, his patience ran thin.
Andy kept moving.
He then came across a giant crocodile, and the crocodile began to chant:
"I woke up this morning and I sat on a log, I opened up the menu and the menu said frog!"
Andy said, "NO! No, please let go of me, I can feel myself dying, you're ripping up my insides, I'm never gonna find her am I, there's no god is there, f---, f---!"
The End. -
... *claps*
Fratello thats was beautiful. -
Thank you, thank you. *bows*
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