Soap pweez
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Thread Topic: Soap pweez
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(lemme set up my iPod again Dx)
Sullivan gave him the fish kiss. "Muah!". -
(Okay)
James chuckled a little after that. Hey, a guy was kissing him. So what? -
Sui smiled. "James and Yu. Carefully kiss Yu's elbow."
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James did just that, being careful as possible. Jeffrey, Leeza, Ted and Tanya watched in silence, smiling all the while.
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(my iPod very much loved three people xP)
Suu read it again. "Kiss Leeza's hand."
Yu took her hand and kissed it lightly. "M'lady." -
(oops Tanya xP damn my quick reading)
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Tanya smiled at that, and giggled a little. Damn! Leeza thought. Who woulda thought my gal would be the first to actually GET a turn, here!
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"Tanya, Jeff." Sui read. "Joke kiss. Lean in so your lips are almost brushing, then a whisper a joke to him."
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Tanya moved in close to Jeffrey, until their lips almost touched. Then, she whispered a dirty joke that Marshall had told Leeza to the cannibal. You could hear Jeff try to supress his laughter.
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Suu giggled a bit. "What'd you tell him?
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'Just something Marshall told Leeza. A dirty joke. I knew he'd love that.' Tanya explained. Carin chuckled as she watched from the couch.
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Sui*
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"What was the joke?" Sullivan tilted his head, curious.
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'This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"' Tanya explained. -
"Oh I love that joke!" Yu giggled. "I remember it."
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