How to fake sick during school
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Thread Topic: How to fake sick during school
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Okay so I left my writing journal in class and I have to type it out today because it's due tomorrow and since I don't have it she will take off half credit for it if I turn it in the next day :( ALTHOUGH we have homework passes where you can turn it in the next day and still get credit for it. I don't know where my homework pass is and if I don't have one I'll get a bad grade. Soooo... I'll fake sick before I go to class and try to get my notebook and type the essay at home :)
I know it's stupid, but I'm desperate.
OR... I can just re-write the essay. But just in case, give me some ideas of faking sick. I want to fake having the fever :) -
Imma tell you stuff that I did before
-stomach aches
-really bad headaches
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Um, my school is SUPER STRICT and they won't fall for that :b
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oh.. Umm.. Fall over and say you think you broke ur leg
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DUN DE DUN! my forte :3
get up three or four hours before you're suppose to, before everyone else is awake and you're extremely tired, giving the impression you're sick
then, sweat. you heard me. idc how you go about it, just make sure your cheeks are pinkish and you're overheated and incredibly warm. like cuddling in heavy blankets or exercising
then get back into your bed before your parents come and see you, you'd look sick
ORRRR you can be in the bathroom but leave the door unlocked and closed 6/8s of the way, if you want to ensure staying home, do what the bulemic do and put your finger down your throat
AND PUKE INTO THE TOILET THE SECOND YOU HEAR YOUR PARENT APPROACH THE BATHROOM
-managed to fake sick and stay home for 19 days. -
You know what, I'm just going to re-write it xD even though it will take a while :(
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nah no one falls for that, just really don't sleep the whole night, then you'll really look sick, eat something bad it'll smelled like you threw up. and just clutch your stomach but don't overdo the "pain"
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it worked for me T3T.
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LOL, thanks but.... I'm trying to get sick AT SCHOOL so they can send me home.
The reason why I want to go to school still is because we need to grade our science tests and um I know I got this one question wrong and she said she's gonna make us grade the tests while she gives us the answers and I want a 100% badly xD -
lol you're in trouble
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then stay up ALL night like JTB said and do the bulemic thing at school in a public place when no ones looking!
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I'm going to re-write the essay instead :\
I gtg, me and Musiclovaa need to do our math homework xD bye and THANK YOU! -
no problem xD
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no prob, matey xD
bai bai! -
Um,I used to just drink rotten orange juice then like get put my hands over my for-head for a while til my head got hot.(so it seems like I have a fever)
IDK I was only 8 at the time.Now I just don't bother going to school if I dpn't wanna.
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