is there a CP awake i can talk to?
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Thread Topic: is there a CP awake i can talk to?
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A- yea, above was late post. im still not use to writing to multiple people in one post yet.
Jes, you can make me laugh if you want.
D- ok... so... what you wanna talk about? -
*Sits down, back against wall*
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So what did you think of the three I posted )
Have you made any kills today lexiek? -
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Masky02 Novice*in a annoying rockstar voice*IM AWAKE YOU CAN TALK TO MEEE!!! :3
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A- omfg i just looked at the offender pic and heres what i have to say: *is speechless as i blush a deep blood red color* uuhhmm i choose .. blue rose.. 0//////////0
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!" -
Masky02 Novicehahahahaha,mypenis error not long enough hahahahahaha priceless! XDDD
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The blue rose is for death red is for sex
If you pick red he gives you blue any way
If you pick red and reject blue he cuts your face
If you refuse both you should be fine
But you're fine because you're his bae. -
Hi everyone
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The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p---- once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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A- Nah, not yet. uhm.. i like all the pics... hm. i like the Offender one best. when i saw it i was all like (in my thoughts) "damn if Offender were with me irl i'd f--- him this instant..." so yea.... i liked Offenderman pic best.
J- can we go to our thread i'll go bump it.
Masky02- YOU NOT THE REAL MASKY! but sure.... -_-
Drowned- u here?
Everbody- im typing sloowly and internet's being an ass whole to me. -
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend. Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
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