YO mama jokes
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Thread Topic: YO mama jokes
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I home noa.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming! -
Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
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Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!
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Yo mama so stupid she thought 'bikini wax' was wax to use on your bikini.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. -
yo momma so fat, the scale screamed," ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!"
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That is he worst yo momma joke ever dragon
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Yo mama so fat her pants size is 'um um b---- lose some weight!'
Yo mama so fat the scale said 'To be continued.' -
Yo momma is like a bowling ball: picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought a school bus full of white kids was a Twinkie. She's so fat she ran after it screaming 'Come back here you f---ing twinkie!'
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Yo mama like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.
Yo mama like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.
Yo mama like a tricycle, she's easy to ride. -
Yo mama like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.
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(Lol.)
Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky. -
Yo mama so old that her breast milk is powdered.
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Yo momma's so old, her social security number is 1!
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Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo momma's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper
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