Yo mama
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Thread Topic: Yo mama
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Yo mama so old she met Queen Elizabeth when both of them were a baby.
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Sorry i meant:
Yo mama so old when she was 98 she held Queen Elizabeth as a baby -
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
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Hahahahha)
Yo mama so old she held Jesus as a baby -
Yo mama so old her first christmas was the First Christmas
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You mama is so stupid, she tried to kill herself by jumping out a basement window.
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Yo mama so old she was alive before Adam and Eve
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Yo mama so fat the cops use her as a roadblock
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yo mama so poor
she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning -
Yo mamma's so fat she broke ur family tree
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Yo mama so fat she's Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball
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Yo mama so ugly she scared the black of Micheal Jackson
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Yo mama so fat when it rains she uses the highway as a slip and slide
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Your mama so fat when she went to the doctor to get weighed he said I want your weight not you phone number
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