YO MAMA
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Thread Topic: YO MAMA
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To mamma so ugly not even gold fish crackers smile back
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to smoke a flower pot.
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Yo mamma so ugly bob the builder took one look at her and said I can't fix this
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Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
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Yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach someone yelled "Beached whale!".
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Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
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Yo mamma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
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Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
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Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded.
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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put her min alphabetical order
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Yo mamma so stupid she went to the orthodontist for a Bluetooth
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yo mama so greasy texaco buy oil from her
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Yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds, koolaid comes out.
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HAHA!
GOOD ONE!
yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said: One at a time please
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