LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida?
They came to murder their children and get away with it. -
The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.
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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.
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Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
His mother threw a washing machine at him. -
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
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LOL.
Why did the little boy fall off his bike?
His mother threw a washing machine at him. -
Oops. Just posted that.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice. -
What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying
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@Ozze rain is awesome.
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Knock knock Whos there? The police, your family was killed in a horrific car crash on highway 22 this morning at 10:15 after they collided head on with a truck. They died instantly if it is any conciliation. We will contact you further into our investigation. Dave then poured himself a whiskey and thought about all the good times he and his family shared, teaching Jessica to ride a bike, his and Kates honeymoon in Honolulu, playing catch with Jacob. Thats when the full extremity of the situation hit Dave causing him to break into tears he sat and cried for three hours and fifteen minutes. Once he had gotten that out of his system he decided to visit his mother and tell her the horrible news. Knock Knock Whos there? Dave Dave who? Again Dave breaks into tears as his grandmothers althsiemers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember her sons name. Feeling shattered he decides not to go through the process of explaining who he is and decides to head to the local pub to drown his sorrows. Bartender: hard day? Dave: my wife and two beautiful children were mauled in a head on collision with a truck and my mother cant remember who I am. Bartender: yeah sure but was it a hard day? Dumbstruck with this ridiculous remark Dave pauses for a moment. The bar is silent only the sounds of bottles clinking and feet tapping on bar stools can be heard. Cigarette smoke hangs in the air. Dave stares at the bartender momentarily then throws his bottle at him send him off balance Dave then grabs the shot gun he knows the bartender keeps behind the counter and shoots the bartender at point blank range. Some customers run scared witless other try to control Dave but only end up in the same position as the bartender. Dave is left standing in a pool of blood. The smell of death hangs in the air with the cigarette smoke. Feeling slightly better Dave heads home and kills himself. Dave was an excellent plumber we will miss him.
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Two noobs walk into a bar.
I recognize them from Gtq, and buy them some drinks
That I laced with roofies and now ima rape em :D
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
What do you call an elephant on the moon?
Dead. -
Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle?
Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area. -
Im loling so bad right now c:
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What is Al Quaeda's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
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