LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
Thread Topic: LETS MAKE THIS THE BIGGEST THREAD ON GTQ!
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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket?
A: A blender
Q:How do you get them out?
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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? Whats the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first f---." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi?
Because he was thirsty. -
Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.
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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Jehovah's Witness -
lol
What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
CANCER. -
LMAO.
How do you confuse Hellen Keller?
You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do. -
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A horse walks into a bar. The horse asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Why the long face?". The horse replies, "f--- you...", and leaves.
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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams?
A baby attached to a ceiling fan. -
What's white and can't climb a fence? A fridge
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Why did the plane crash?
Because the pilot was a bagel. -
Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?
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