Heph's thread
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Thread Topic: Heph's thread
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DAVE: you don't need to know about it
DAVE: oh man I feel that
DAVE: you gotta fight that b------ -
Yes I do Daaaveeee.
He's a military official and his official job at the moment is to not let me leave so I really can't. -
I don't have a favorite God or goddess. Well, maybe Artemis.
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Artemis is cool. My favorite is definitely Hephaestus, though, obviously.x3
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I guess because she's a huntress of night, and the moon is beautiful when full. That, and she has preserved virginity. :P
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Did you know she wasn't the only virgin goddess? Athena was also a maiden, and Zues forced Hestia to remain a virgin, as well.
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Then tellll meee, please.
bro
It doesn't work like that. -
DAVE: alright
DAVE: you've broken my will
DAVE: I'm planning to marry the juggalo troll
DAVE: I'm pretty sure that's exactly how it works -
Never knew.
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Wait what? Are you f---ing with me?
No its not. I need him in case anyone gets any ideas about killing me.
Yep!^^ Hestia is the goddess of the hearth and home, and she's my favorite goddess. -
Her daughter is Demeter.
Her husband is Hades. -
What? Noo. Hades is Persephone's husband. And Demeter is one of the original gods born of the titans.
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What? ._.
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DAVE: no man
DAVE: we're in love
DAVE: s--- be pure and true
DAVE: we're gonna run away together
DAVE: you should have seen the proposal man it was beautiful
DAVE: he got down on one knee
DAVE: performed a ten minute rendition of I Will Always Love You with his clown horn
DAVE: stuck a honeynut cheerio on my finger and carried me off into the sunset princess style
DAVE: the ceremony's gonna be carnival themed of course
DAVE: clown attire is mandatory
DAVE: gonna recite my own vows for that gorgeous hunk of clown druggie teenager
DAVE: gonna be able to taste the faygo on his breath when he kisses the goddamn bride
DAVE: we're gonna share makeup and have beautiful juggalo babies
DAVE: why would anyone want to kill you
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