Heph's thread
- Locked by Hephaestuschild on Dec 10, '20 10:57amReason: Making New Official Thread
Thread Topic: Heph's thread
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DAVE: (yeah thats right)
DAVE: (we are droppin it)
DAVE: (lets do this)
DAVE: (we are like)
DAVE: (in tha PROCESS)
DAVE: (right now)
DAVE: (droppin it like)
DAVE: (a thanksgiving turkey)
DAVE: (tripped over something and s--- just got away from me)
DAVE: (my butterballs in freefall motherf---ers)
DAVE: (look out be GOD DAMN LOW) -
dAVE why
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DAVE: just wanted to elaborate on my predicament
DAVE: about how I'm dropping everything today
DAVE: including but not limited to my bro -
You're horrible.
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Hm, I was wondering why you're not in your Hephaestuschild account. :P
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DAVE: and I'm the goddamn best at it
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Its too loooooong.xP
No. -
You're too lazy to type it out. :P
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DAVE: alright well we're gonna have to agree to disagree on this
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Sloth is my sin
Dunno what my virtue is
That works.
So whatcha up to, red? -
DAVE: some complex s--- is what I'm up to
DAVE: you don't need to know about that
DAVE: wbu -
I think my deadly sins are sloth and gluttony.
And I find it funny you're username is after the god of forgery, because he's the hideous God on Mount Olympus. XD -
What if I wanna know?
Listening to a sarcastic b------ turn the pages of a book while pretending not to be watching my every move.
Mine are Sloth and Gluttony as well.xD
Hey, I have a lot of respect for Hephaestus. As the god of forges, he was very important and didn't get as much respect or love as he should of. Him and Athena were basically the protectors of war strategy, and he was just abused by the other gods.
His mother tossed him off a cliff.
His wife left him for a warcrazed idiot. -
Oh yeah, Aphrodite. That slut.
Yeah, Hera threw him into the ocean and Hephaestus was raised by sea nymphs.
The impact left him handicapped.
Isn't the warcrazed idiot Ares? -
Yep. I hate Ares.
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