Let's teach you some science theory examples

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Thread Topic: Let's teach you some science theory examples

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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  "Human Creation"
  
  Where did humans come from in the beginning
  I know it wasn't startin' at Adam and Eve, y'all
  Maybe we were reformed dirt
  Transformed by a psychical reaction
  Most logically would have hurt
  I mean, come on, Who would have NOT felt that?
  
  Dumb ways to think about our creation
  Mostly comes from science fiction (Not really!)
  Who is smart enough to know
  Where did we come from and where did we go?
  
  Some people say we were cavemen
  But I don't think dinosaurs would lend space
  So someone please email me and send
  Some info about our race in a small black case
  
  Dumb ways to think about our creation
  Mostly comes from science fiction (Not really!)
  Who is smart enough to know
  Where did we come from and where did we go?
  
  Others say we were freakin' monkeys
  So let's imagine our kin are those freaks
  We probably all lost our keys
  Yet we still had some peaks...
  Hopefully we had smarts
  And tried very hard not to fart
  
  Dumb ways to think about our creation
  Mostly comes from science fiction (Not really!)
  Who is smart enough to know
  Where did we come from and where did we go?
  
  Now here's the best one of all (I'm serious)
  We were little ball-shaped molecules that formed together to make people (Baaaaalls Balls Balls Balls)
  Of course we didn't know about the mall
  And we most likely killed all of the beagles
  So the second question is
  How did we think of rocks as pets and named them Lizz?
  
  Dumb ways to think about our creation
  Mostly comes from science fiction (Not really!)
  Who is smart enough to know
  Where did we come from and where did we go?
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  Carla123 Novice

  11 years ago
  lol
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  wolf_heart Experienced

  11 years ago
  .o.
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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  wolfy did you read it all?
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  anri hyuga Senior

  11 years ago
  Dark made an RP thread.
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  rvelez Experienced

  11 years ago
  ._.
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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  Kay.
  
  Why the face?
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  wolf_heart Experienced

  11 years ago
  Yup
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  godofminecraft56 Novice

  11 years ago
  TOO MUCH TO READ @_@
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  luvHungerGames2 Novice

  11 years ago
  Well that was impressive. Do you guys believe any of it?
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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  Good.
  
  GOOOOOOOD.
  
  It was impressive? Well dayum. I've finally done something good. I believe.. that we were cats in the beginning.
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  AnimePhan Experienced

  11 years ago
  Cats. Cats. Cats, jeez gurl. Are you Catwoman?
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  Ashl3y Advanced

  11 years ago
  All the "where did we come from and where did we go?" parts reminded me of the cotton eyed Joe. xP
  But that was really good. :3
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  barberbob2 Senior

  11 years ago
  There are too many gross generalizations in this to hit them all in one post.
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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  11 years ago
  Yes. I am.
  
  It did the same to me. .o.
  Thanks. it's one of those dumb songs.. xP
  
  THERE AAAAAAAARE. So I only did a few.

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