My Thread!! :)
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Thread Topic: My Thread!! :)
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This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f--- her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f---ing give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna f--- you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f---ing teamwork
What's your fave posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f---ing f--- you discreetly
And then I'll f---ing bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f--- you hard
Hard
This is an amazing song. You go Tenacious D. xD -
Pooopz
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I hate when I turn on the tv and I hear some thing like: "My prostate was giving me fits."
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No one wants to know about your prostate.
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Sorry to interrupt. But.. "Hello". Alright, I'll leave.
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Everytime I see that commercial I burst into laughter. Who wants to know that? xD
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I also don't get why they show Trojan Man commercials on kid channels. I was watching Nick Jr one day and then all of a sudden I see condoms. xP
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I wish my parents let me do Halloween. V~V. Stupid religiously strict parents.
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I wanted to take people's candy. >.>'
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But no. Of course I can't. :T
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They keep all their kit kats and twixes. ;-;
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Sadness.
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UGH. I'M MAKING BAD TYPOS EVERYWHERE. x'D
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I did not do such thing. xP
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He wishes. q:
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