Lyrics
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Lyric Queen NewbieGay Or European?
Elle-There! Right there!
Look at that tanned, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubby chin
Oh please, he's gay!
Totally gay!
Calahan-I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally strait expatriate
This guy's not gay
I say, not gay
All-That is the elephant in the room
Well, it is too irrelevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fey
Emmett-But look at his quoft and crispy locks!
Elle-Look at his silk translucent socks!
Calahan-There's the eternal parodox
Look what we're seein'!
Elle-What're we seein'?
Calahan-Is he gay?
Elle-Of course he's gay!
Calahan-Or European?
...
All except Calahan-Oooooh...
...
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European?
Emmett-Well, hey!
Don't look at me!
Vivian-You see,
They bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports-
All except Elle-In shiny shirts
And tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks!
They both say things like 'ciao-bella'
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Elle-Oh, please! Gay!
All except Mia- Gay or European?
So many shades of grey!
Warner- Depending on the time of day,
The French go either way
All- Is he gay or European?
Or-
Eden- THERE!
RIGHT THERE!
Look at that condescending smirk!
Seen it on every guy at work!
That is a hetero metro jerk!
This guy's not gay!
I say, no way!
All- That is the elephant in the room
Though it is irrelevant to assume
That a hottie in that costume-
Elle- Is automatically, radically
Calahan- Ironically, chronically
Vivian- Scrutiny, certainly
Warner- Genetically, netically
All- GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY!
OFFICIALLY GAY
GAY GAY GAY-
...
DAMN IT!
All except Mia- Gay or European?
Calahan- So stylish and relaxed!
All except Elle- Is he gay or European?
Calahan- Though, I think his chest is waxed...
Vivian- Though, they bring their boys up different
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse-
All except Elle- If he wears a kilt or bares a purse!
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
Brooke-Yet, his accent is hypnotic,
But his shoes are pointy-toed!
All: Huh
All except Elle: Gay or European?
So many shades of grey!
Liara- But if he turns out strait
I'm free at eight
On Saturday!
All except Elle- Is he gay or European?
Gay or European?
Gay or EURO-
Emmett- Wait a minute!
Let me have a chance at this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
Calahan- The floor is yours!
Emmett- So, Mr. Argitacos...
This alleged affair with Miss. Windam has been going on for...?
Micos- Two years
Emmett- And your foirst name again is...?
Micos- Micos
Emmett- And your boyfriend's name is...?
Micos- Carlos
(Burn! XD)
*gasping*
Micos- I-I sorry! You say 'boyfriend', I thought you say 'best friend'! Carlos is my... best friend.
Carlos- YOU b------!
*gasping*
Carlos- You lying b------!
*gasping, woman faints*
Carlos- That iz it! I no cover for you no more!
Peoplez! I have a big announcement!
This man iz gay and European!
All- Whoa!
Carlos- And neither is his place!
All- No!
Carlos- You got to stop your being
A completely closet case!
All- Doh!
Carlos- It's me, not her he's seeing
No matter what he say!
I swear he never
Ever
Ever
Swing the other way!
(to Micos)
You are so gay
You big parfait
You flaming boy in cabaret
Micos- I'm strait!
Carlos- You were not yesterday
(Burn again!)
(to everyone)
SO IF I MAY
I'M PROUD TO SAY
HE'S GAY!
All- And European!
Carlos- He's gay!
All- And European!
Carlos- He's gay!
All- And European and GAAAAAAAY!!!!
Micos- Fine! Okay! I'm gay!
All- HORRAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!
Carlos and Micos-
*dancing*
Fine! Okay! We're gay!
This song does not belong to me. Gay or European? belongs to Legally Blonde, The Musical.
This took me 53 minutes to write. I will find lyrics for you and copy them down on this thread. Just tell me which song. I may deny if it has sexual and/or adult intent.
Oh, and hi. I'm new.
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canadalover55 NewbieI'm not new I'm imafancyjag but welcome
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canadalover55 NewbieNever gonna give you up
Rick astley -
Lyric Queen NewbieThanks. Any songs?
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Lyric Queen NewbieUm okay. It will be done by tomorrow.
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canadalover55 NewbieYes I wanna get to know you my name is zac I'm 12 and check my name I'm Canadian nice to meet you
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Lyric Queen NewbieCool.That will be done soon. Thank you.
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hey, a thread about music or lyrics would probably go in somewhere like the ballroom. do you mind if i move the thread there?
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Lyric Queen NewbieNever Gonna Give You Up:
We're no strangers to love~
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~
We've known each other for so long~
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's goin' on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feelin'
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's goin' on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feelin'
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and
Desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and desert you
This was posted for canadalover55.
Song written by Rick Astly. Song does not belong to me. -
As br0wnie stated, this should go in The Ballroom. She can move it for you.
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Lyric Queen Newbiecanadalover55, I'm sorry, but I have to deny your other request: 'I Wanna Get To Know You' by G-Unit.
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Lyric Queen NewbieNo thank you. It is fine here.
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No, it is not supposed to be here. It is taking up space here.
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Lyric Queen NewbiePlease leave this thread alone. It is fine where it is, and there is internal space.
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Title!!!! By Meghan Trainer.
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