I WANNA DO A THING
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Thread Topic: I WANNA DO A THING
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Give me dialogue (two or three lines) and I'll write a story that includes them all!
Try to keep them appropriate, guys. I won't be including anything that I think is too.. Dirty.
Current List:
-"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"I'ts a jail cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
-"Small fire! I said set a small fire. This is not a small fire."
-"Yeah, I have a plan."
"Is it a good one?"
"I have a plan."
-"How long have you been standing there?"
"Longer than you'd liked."
-"Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned your bathroom."
"Had I known I was going to have guests at three in the morning, I would have."
-"We didn't want him to leave so we duct taped him to the tree!"
-"Don't bleed on my floor."
-"If I'm the brains of this operation, we are in some serious trouble."
-"Now remember, if you hear the ominous chanting.. The appropriate response is to run."
-"Please stop putting things in my microwave."
-"I thought you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?" -
-"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"I'ts a jail cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
-"Small fire! I said set a small fire. This is not a small fire."
-"Yeah, I have a plan."
"Is it a good one?"
"I have a plan."
-"How long have you been standing there?"
"Longer than you'd liked."
-"Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned your bathroom."
"Had I known I was going to have guests at three in the morning, I would have."
-"We didn't want him to leave so we duct taped him to the tree!"
-"Don't bleed on my floor."
-"If I'm the brains of this operation, we are in some serious trouble."
-"Now remember, if you hear the ominous chanting.. The appropriate response is to run."
-"Please stop putting things in my microwave."
-"I thought you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?"
-"Do you really think that's a good idea?"
*chuckles* "Have any of my ideas been good?"
"Well.. No."
-"I drink to forget, but I always remember"
"You're not even of legal drinking age.." -
"I promised you I'd get the job done."
"But it's still not done..."
"My pronoun is your majesty."
"Alright, your majesty, you can kiss my ass."
"Other way around!"
"I could have done that better."
"You shouldn't have tried at all."
"Words are painful."
"Not as painful as you."
"Don't leave me!"
"Who the hell said I was leaving? Hell-- Get off of me!" -
"No! No, no, stop- Hey! Stop stuffing the breadsticks into your purse! (Name!) You're gonna get us kicked out!"
"You can't control me."
(Sort of a funny one hehe) -
-"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"I'ts a jail cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
-"Small fire! I said set a small fire. This is not a small fire."
-"Yeah, I have a plan."
"Is it a good one?"
"I have a plan."
-"How long have you been standing there?"
"Longer than you'd liked."
-"Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned your bathroom."
"Had I known I was going to have guests at three in the morning, I would have."
-"We didn't want him to leave so we duct taped him to the tree!"
-"Don't bleed on my floor."
-"If I'm the brains of this operation, we are in some serious trouble."
-"Now remember, if you hear the ominous chanting.. The appropriate response is to run."
-"Please stop putting things in my microwave."
-"I thought you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?"
-"Do you really think that's a good idea?"
*chuckles* "Have any of my ideas been good?"
"Well.. No."
-"I drink to forget, but I always remember"
"You're not even of legal drinking age.."
-"No! No, no, stop- Hey! Stop stuffing the breadsticks into your purse! (Name!) You're gonna get us kicked out!"
"You don't control me."
-"I promised you I'd get the job done."
"But it's still not done..."
-"My pronoun is your majesty."
"Alright, your majesty, you can kiss my ass."
"Other way around!"
-"I could have done that better."
"You shouldn't have tried at all."
-"Words are painful."
"Not as painful as you."
-"Don't leave me!"
"Who the hell said I was leaving? Hell-- Get off of me!" -
"Shoot 'em"
"Yes sir"
"And get that one to give me back my breadsticks" -
-"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"I'ts a jail cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
-"Small fire! I said set a small fire. This is not a small fire."
-"Yeah, I have a plan."
"Is it a good one?"
"I have a plan."
-"How long have you been standing there?"
"Longer than you'd liked."
-"Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned your bathroom."
"Had I known I was going to have guests at three in the morning, I would have."
-"We didn't want him to leave so we duct taped him to the tree!"
-"Don't bleed on my floor."
-"If I'm the brains of this operation, we are in some serious trouble."
-"Now remember, if you hear the ominous chanting.. The appropriate response is to run."
-"Please stop putting things in my microwave."
-"I thought you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?"
-"Do you really think that's a good idea?"
*chuckles* "Have any of my ideas been good?"
"Well.. No."
-"I drink to forget, but I always remember"
"You're not even of legal drinking age.."
-"No! No, no, stop- Hey! Stop stuffing the breadsticks into your purse! (Name!) You're gonna get us kicked out!"
"You don't control me."
-"I promised you I'd get the job done."
"But it's still not done..."
-"My pronoun is your majesty."
"Alright, your majesty, you can kiss my ass."
"Other way around!"
-"I could have done that better."
"You shouldn't have tried at all."
-"Words are painful."
"Not as painful as you."
-"Don't leave me!"
"Who the hell said I was leaving? Hell-- Get off of me!"
-"Shoot 'em."
"Yes sir."
"And get that one to give me back my breadsticks." -
-"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"I'ts a jail cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
-"Small fire! I said set a small fire. This is not a small fire."
-"Yeah, I have a plan."
"Is it a good one?"
"I have a plan."
-"How long have you been standing there?"
"Longer than you'd liked."
-"Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned your bathroom."
"Had I known I was going to have guests at three in the morning, I would have."
-"We didn't want him to leave so we duct taped him to the tree!"
-"Don't bleed on my floor."
-"If I'm the brains of this operation, we are in some serious trouble."
-"Now remember, if you hear the ominous chanting.. The appropriate response is to run."
-"Please stop putting things in my microwave."
-"I thought you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?"
-"Do you really think that's a good idea?"
*chuckles* "Have any of my ideas been good?"
"Well.. No."
-"I drink to forget, but I always remember"
"You're not even of legal drinking age.."
-"No! No, no, stop- Hey! Stop stuffing the breadsticks into your purse! (Name!) You're gonna get us kicked out!"
"You don't control me."
-"I promised you I'd get the job done."
"But it's still not done..."
-"My pronoun is your majesty."
"Alright, your majesty, you can kiss my ass."
"Other way around!"
-"I could have done that better."
"You shouldn't have tried at all."
-"Words are painful."
"Not as painful as you."
-"Don't leave me!"
"Who the hell said I was leaving? Hell-- Get off of me!"
-"Shoot 'em."
"Yes sir."
"And get that one to give me back my breadsticks."
-"Do you really need all that candy?"
"Do you really need to ask?"
-"There's blood on your knees. No one goes 'nowhere' and gets blood on their knees."
-"Where did you find that?" -
Two more and it'll be twenty five, and I'll write it.
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"Did you get what you were supposed to?"
"No... It's gone..."
"Where!?"
"In the wind."
"I hate you."
"Aww, I hate me too!" -
-"Well, this is a nice change of scenery."
"I'ts a jail cell."
"I was being sarcastic."
-"Small fire! I said set a small fire. This is not a small fire."
-"Yeah, I have a plan."
"Is it a good one?"
"I have a plan."
-"How long have you been standing there?"
"Longer than you'd liked."
-"Your home is a wreck. You could have at least cleaned your bathroom."
"Had I known I was going to have guests at three in the morning, I would have."
-"We didn't want him to leave so we duct taped him to the tree!"
-"Don't bleed on my floor."
-"If I'm the brains of this operation, we are in some serious trouble."
-"Now remember, if you hear the ominous chanting.. The appropriate response is to run."
-"Please stop putting things in my microwave."
-"I thought you how to pick locks and this is how you're using that skill?"
-"Do you really think that's a good idea?"
*chuckles* "Have any of my ideas been good?"
"Well.. No."
-"I drink to forget, but I always remember"
"You're not even of legal drinking age.."
-"No! No, no, stop- Hey! Stop stuffing the breadsticks into your purse! (Name!) You're gonna get us kicked out!"
"You don't control me."
-"I promised you I'd get the job done."
"But it's still not done..."
-"My pronoun is your majesty."
"Alright, your majesty, you can kiss my ass."
"Other way around!"
-"I could have done that better."
"You shouldn't have tried at all."
-"Words are painful."
"Not as painful as you."
-"Don't leave me!"
"Who the hell said I was leaving? Hell-- Get off of me!"
-"Shoot 'em."
"Yes sir."
"And get that one to give me back my breadsticks."
-"Do you really need all that candy?"
"Do you really need to ask?"
-"There's blood on your knees. No one goes 'nowhere' and gets blood on their knees."
-"Where did you find that?"
-"Did you get what you were supposed to?"
"No... It's gone..."
"Where!?"
"In the wind."
-"I hate you."
"Aww, I hate me too!"
COMPLETE LIST.
Will post the story within the week!
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