Write a Christmas story.
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Thread Topic: Write a Christmas story.
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Do it.
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What kind? Horror, Adventure?
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Write a Christmas story. Whatever you want. Theme is Christmas. Not that hard. Now write one.
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Alright ^~^
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It was the nizzle before christmizzle
And all throughout the hizzie
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle
Fo shizzle
All were waiting for sizzleclause and his bag
To bring the good homies and b----es their swag -
gr8
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Once upon a time, there was a big fat man. Not only was he fat, but he was also old. And famous. Dangerously famous.
It was said that he would go through a chimney and deliver presents to everyone. But on Christmas Eve, something sinister occurred.As he was descending down the chimney he got STUCK. He was hanging down the chimney with only his head poking out the firestone hearth.
He tried desperately to get out, but it was all in vain. He tried wiggling himself out, but that didn't change a thing. He gave up and cried for help.
Everyone in the village was woken up by the fierce cry of anguish and despair. Then they saw it. It was Santa Claus who was stuck. They all tried to pull him out, but nothing worked.
Some1 came up with a plan. The plan was to bring a bulldozer to destroy the chimney and then Santa Claus would be free.
The bulldozer was brought in and then, the bulldozer was set on the strongest mode.
WHAMMMMM! CRASH!!! KA-POW!!!
Santa Claus died. Oops.
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