omg liek wanna read mah new fanfiction!!!1!!1!
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Thread Topic: omg liek wanna read mah new fanfiction!!!1!!1!
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so i woke up to monday
or friday
but it was saturday
i squeal and push my dog off bed
cuz i get to go to one direction cuncert
with my best friend jessika
but she dumb but pretty but ugly and skinny but fat but she's kewl
but im moor kewler
i go to hollister and foevah twunty one to buy dress
i find dress with belly shirt
will impress harry
look at price tag and it's a thousand dollar
i whine and complain to mother who is holding a iphone 6 and a prada designer bag cuz we no rich even though we own a mansion and daddy is CEO
she say yes i use her credut cerd
i squeal cuz i will be the prutty fan and the other will be ugly and fat
but they pretty and skinny
we go buy new iphone case
i want custom sequin but i got the emerald sequin
i hate life imma keel mahself
i hate mah parents they messed up order
i go to concert in limo
i see jessika wering the sahm dress
that gurl slut she looks gikantic in it
i look hawt and sure boys fall over me
i say u luk nice even doe she look hippo
cuz that what best friend for
tell each other pretty even doe she ugly
im not
we go in
i see harry, zayn, and the others i dun care for because they aren't az acute as them
haha math juke
HAH
HAG
HAHA
they perform best song ever
and girl almighty
and i scream
pass out
i wake up
harry orbs are looking down at me
he say he love me even doe meet me just toduy and wanna muke luv and murry me
we muke luv and it felt nuce
then we murry
and f--- jessika cuz she gut to murry all 5SOS membur
wat a slut -
10/10 best fanfic I evur red
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oh m gee thunks gurl i weel contunie later k bai xoxoxoxoxoxx tildee ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ !1!1
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*slow claps*
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Beautiful.
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xP
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