Gabriel
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Thread Topic: Gabriel
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Ay no me digas que no
Por que me duele
Por que me duele
Por que me duele
Súbete, la makina!
Pa’ que goces mama
One baby
CORO…
Con esa cara de ángel
Se ve tan sensual
Con esos ojos tan lindos
Se ve tan sensual
Con ese cuerpo tan bello
Se ve tan sensual
Y una rosa en tu pelo… -
‘They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.’
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*hugs big bro back* stupid kid took my chair! xD I had a broken one so i stole someone's and he stole it from my hands...so when we walked to the library i whacked his head and i said "And thats for stealing my chair!" Then he whacked my head and yeah...i whacked him again..i got the last whack! xD
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A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, ‘Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?’  he old man looked at the boy and replied, ‘Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating... but since you remind me of myself at your age, I will tell you.’ Â
The boy listened curiously as the geezer explained, ‘One day I was fishing on the pier when I got a huge bite... And, I said to myself, 'Holy s---! I've caught a whale!'‘  ‘No kidding?’ pried the boy. The geezer continued, ‘But, when I reeled it up, to my surprise, it was a gorgeous mermaid! Well, she looked at me in tremendous fright and said she'd grant me one wish if I let her free...’  Â
‘And?’ interjected the boy. ‘Well, after some quick thought, I looked at her and said, 'How 'bout a little head?'‘ -
Hey Shadys..its me Ashley.. you know I'm a white girl and have no latin blood in me, but I loooooove Merengue. I never learned how to dance it, I just naturaly could do it from the very first time. It's f---en awesome. Gives a rush. And it's damn sexy. Latins are very hot blooded..HAHAHAHAHHA..oh crap he's comming back...
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Hello people!!!!
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A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which. Â He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone.Â
‘Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which.  Â
‘Well, what should I do?’ asks a distraught Mr. Smith.  Â
‘Drop her off at the edge of town,’ says the doctor, ‘and if she finds her way back,  DON'T f--- HER!’ -
yupps mi amor ^_^ hehe *kisses back mi amor*
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I'm a very bad student..you know how kids are like sad when they get in trouble? NOT ME! I laugh my butt off! I made our substitute mad today.I'll do anything i can to get in trouble! xD
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A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage.  After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him after she prepares him a drink.  She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come-f----me-voice says ‘Honey, would you like some of this?’  Â
The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, ‘HELL, NO! Look what it's done to your underwear.’
You should hear me laughing at this! xD -
Lol shes rite the subs face was all red!!!! XD
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hahaha *giggles* ikr ashley *giggles* i love merengue too
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I'm back.OMG Ahley.. bb imma gonna kill her for posting with me account..
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....*sits in corner*.....
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*Sits on big sis's lap* Hello! xD
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