Gabriel
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Thread Topic: Gabriel
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hey little one come out of that corner
lolz Mo you would post stuff like that lolz -
hello to you too sis *giggles*
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I have dirty jokes app xD
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*Holds stomach* I hate being a girl....xD
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lolz Mo
whats wrong sis?? -
*gets up and hugs big sis* im such a cluts i nocked over my friends drink and got her papers wet.......
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Im back.
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A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says ‘I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla.’  He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: ‘What do you want, fat-head?’ Â
The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, ‘Why did you call him that?’Â
‘I'll tell you why,’ says the dad. ‘There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.  Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight puzzy and I had that too until fat-head here came along.’ -
HAHHHAHAHAH lil sis..hahah
Dolly sis* Hugz* -
*hugz big bro*
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*Falls to ground* ow...xD
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A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. Â During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. Â
The wife said, ‘We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world.’ The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand. Â
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, ‘Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.’  The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.Â
Becareful what you wish for...It might come true. -
OHH OHHH lil sis
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This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.  As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, ‘You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?’
‘What dear,’ she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. Â
‘I think you're bad luck.....’ -
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. Â
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'Â
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' 'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,' he explains. 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'Â
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!' The man explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'Â
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