'Talk Like a Story' thread.
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Thread Topic: 'Talk Like a Story' thread.
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DracBunnilia didnt mind staying at that time, she had a family, a bussiness, and bunnies
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but nobody knew that DracBunnilia had an ace up her sleeve, she knew that the time machine sent you into a porper time, but parallel world
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bob steps out of the space time vortex to see himself as a father of four spoiled little children and an abusive wife. he was a push over and too thick to see it for himself. thats when bob pulls out a pistol and says "f--- this" as he takes aim and prepares to kill his alternate self.
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Roetha steps out of the time machine, and finds herself in a big fancy ball room, the walls were creamy marble, there were gold pillars all around, the windows were the size of the walls, that shown a beautiful star lit sky and full moon at midnight, Roetha found herself wearing an uncomfortable pink dress, her hair had gone white, but she saw it was only a wig, she looked under her dress, it was a sort of metal cage all around to keep the dress up.
"Ugh, what is this crap?" she asked herself.
She saw people dancing together under a crystal chanelier.
Then suddenly, in the distance she saw Emeperor Nicholas staring at her.
"What happened? Where's Bob?" he asked her.
"I don't know" she said.
"We'd better play along or people will think it's weird"
"But where's the time machine?"
"I don't know, but it has to be somewhere around here"
"And anyway, I don't know how to dance!"
"No one can see your feet anyway, we'll just watch other people and do the same"
"I'd rather not"
"Come on, we've got to"
She sighed and took his hands, and they entered the dancing and tried their best, but then Emperor Nicholas tripped on Roetha's stupid dress and fell to the ground, everyone stopped dancing and stared at him.
Roetha quickly took Emperor Nicholas's hand and they both ran down the corridor, they ran out the door and saw two guards chasing after them, they ran out of the gates, and were now on the road, all the tramps looked at them surprisingly.
"What do we do now?" Roetha asked Emperor Nicholas, still running.
"I don't know, let's just find a way to lose these guards first"
They then found a set of stone stairs, Roetha started to climb them when Emperor Nicholas put his hand on her shoulder and yacked her back, he pointed to a large stature big enough to conceal both of them, plus that it was night time, they wouldn't be seen.
They stood very still behind the statue for ages, when they heard sounds of footsteps coming and saw the two guards, but they passed them withought even a glance at the statue.
They waited five minutes and slowly crept from behind the statue, and decided to climb the stairs, not sure of where it would take them, though. -
"f---" said Roetha, "I over did it again!"
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THEY WALKED UP THE STEPS AND CAME IN TO A HALLWAY WITH FOUR DOORS.
THERE WAS A CIRCULAR PALTFORM IN THE MIDDLE, THERE STANDING WAS CLG, THE GUY THAT STARTED ALL THIS.
"HEY!" CRIED ROETHA, "I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE!"
"DON'T YOU KNOW ME? I'M CLG! THE GUY THAT STARTED THE WHOLE TIME MACHINE THING!" SAID CLG.
"I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SUPERHERO THAT WOULD SAVE US ALL!" EMPEROR NICHOLAS EXCLAIMED.
"YES, AND THE BLAME WENT ON DRACBUNILIA AND YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT IT WAS HER! BUT IT WAS NOT... ALL ALONG I WAS THE ONE WHO PLANNED ALL OF THIS OUT!"
"WHAT YEAR IS THIS?" ROETHA ASKED.
CLG SMILED AND SAID: "LONDON, ENGLAND, 1750" -
"you... you... bastard!! you tricked us! you said you were the good guy!!" emperor nicholas then saw that he had shoes made of waffles, so he took one off and said: "open wide!"
clg opened his mouth wide and caught the waffle shoe and ate it, but suddenly got sick because of the dirt that had gathered up at the shoes sole, so as he was throwing up, emperor nicholas charged at him and kicked him in the stomach, he fell with his back to the ground, emperor nicholas gave him a big thwack in the face that left clg unconcious. -
bob had a weak moment and instead of putting himself out of his misary, he taught himself how to be a real man.
after words bob went back through the time machine that just happened to stay with him to find his friends. but first he had to make a side trip.
bob rematerialized right over CLG with Abel the wolf in his hand and dropped the wolf right on CLG. he then ran over to Roethra and Nicholas and started the time machine up again. -
DracBunnitlia looked into the time machine view screen, and saw what had happened, she flew into the time machine and ended up standing next to bob
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vampina comes out of thin air
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bob felt sick so he sat down. he checked his arm and saw that he had been bitten when he dropped the werewolf. with his senses rising bob could tell that everyone was worried. Roethra was reaching for the knife in her shoe. Nicholas was tensing up for an attack and Vampina was coilling to strike. bob was surrouded on all sides and he knew it. all of a sudden Nicholase tackled bob and Vampina held him down. Roethra took out her knife and slowly walked over bob. right as she was about to plunge the blade into his chest she looked him in the eyes and saw that he was scared.
bob couldnt hold back any longer. he transformed into a werewolf with both Nicholas and Vampina still trying to hold him down. changing and reforming beneath their very hands. bob stood back up. no longer bothered by their futle atempts at holding him down. bob looked them all in the eyes and even with the clawing instinct to kill them all scratching at the back of his mind, he knew them. he would not loose control. he walked over to Roethra, and sat down, tail wagging and panting like a lost dog who just found a new friend. even sitting he was almost up to her shoulders. he was an animal, maybe even a beast, but not a monster. -
"It's Roetha not Roethra" she said, "sorry I just had to point that out"
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"sorry i had a mass typo" said bob as he changed back into human form.
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Roetha pet the werewolf, she looked in to those sad eyes of his and saw a touch of human in it.
Nicholas was going to try and kill the wolf when Roetha said, "Stop! He could turn back human!"
And that's when Bob just did.
He could turn from Human to wolf as much as he pleased just like the other one had that bit him. -
CLG CRASHES THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE TIME MACHINE AND WARNES EVERYONE THAT IT'S A BIT DANGEROUS TO BE AROUND BOB
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