Woman says 3D p---o made her pregnant
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Thread Topic: Woman says 3D p---o made her pregnant
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An American woman claims she became pregnant after watching a 3D p---o.
US military man Erick Johnson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man†was actually someone a little less physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,†he said.
What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black p---star she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched p--- and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,†Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.†It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.
Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.†That must have been one good p---o.
3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.
You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know. -
e.e America...You're getting ridiculous.
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No, just no. -____-
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What the.....
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And they can't do any sort of DNA testing to affirm that identity?
Until they do, I won't believe 3D television has transportation power. -
That's fuking retarded. Seriously,America?
THIS IS WHY THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE IDIOTS. BECAUSE OF THOSE FEW DUMB-ASSES THAT HAVE TO SPREAD THEIR STUPIDITY LIKE A DISEASE.
So,so stupid...I weeep for the future. -
tongue AdvancedThis isn't real, is it? This has to be an Onion article. If not, then humanity has truly reached a new level of stupidity.
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I seriously hope it's from onion, that's what I heard
but if not?
wow. -
??????????????????? crazy lady.
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LOL WTH PEOPLE
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And people call Mexicans stupid lol.
Oh America, you entertain me, you crazy country. -
America is full of so many idiots, dude. xD
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