I don't even know what to say
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Thread Topic: I don't even know what to say
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I love her....but I dunno how much longer I can stand not being in contact with her.;~;
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Talk to her! Tell her exactly how you feel!!
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I'm sorry :/ I know how that feels...I still go through it and thats because I'm seeing someone in person now.Phone numbers...? or anything?
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*hugs sissy* itll get better chicky. Just remember that you love her and she loves you. Try telling her you wanna talk to her alone..
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Rascal, I can't.
All I have to talk to her with is here and Facebook.
*is hugged* That's the thing...when I'm around her I just don't know what to say. -
You should run away to Maine to marry her. I can bring you the last 300 miles or so from New York. But you might have to hop trains the rest of the way. I would suggest carrying a gun, something good for close range and self-defense, so most likely a pistol.
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Just be random and spontaneous. Ramble. Itll be fine
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Okay, this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that's not my problem.
So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So, you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. you and friends go out in big groups. you talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty, you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. it gets back to her.
"Did you know that girl with the orangutan?"
"You used to date the girl with the orangutan?"
"Why'd you and the girl with the orangutan break up?"
Next thing you know, she's calling.
"I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
"Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight (orangutans love monster trucks). In fact, the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know, you have my number so don't be a stra-- Hey, look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitoes."
At this point the upper hand is yours. you can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart person? You slowly phase her back in. you're IM-ing. you're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch again. -
You know, tongue has a good idea. Although I'd also bring a knife in case you run out of ammunition.
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Honestly, a hunting knife or a Bowie knife is probably all you need. Most train hobos don't have guns.
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Tongue, you don't even know how much I'm giggling.
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FOR THE SAKE OF LOVE I'M HAPPY TO ASSIST IN THIS JOURNEY AS MUCH AS I CAN
WHETHER IT'S WIRING MONEY FOR YOU FOR THE TRIP OR PERSONALLY ESCORTING YOU SOMEHOW, I'M HERE. -
You're going to need some money, a hunting knife, possibly a pistol, some food, clothes, a change of shoes (that way you don't wear down one pair too much), and the fighting spirit of a woman in love. Also, a nice, romantic speech wouldn't hurt.
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I'm no help. I don't live anywhere near Maine. :(
All I can do is give you support from here! :)
@tongue That's...that's actually a great idea. -
You guys are way over complicating this.
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