Pick Up Lines
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Thread Topic: Pick Up Lines
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thewelshboyo Newbie"Hey baby. I work at a condom factory, wanna help me test my product?"
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Lame. xD
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
God, pick up lines are lame. xD -
"You turn my software into hardware."
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"Girl, you must work in a farm, because you know how to raise cocks."
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if i get a spanking for not listening i hope i go deff..
it not much of a line but i heard it on tv anyway -
if beauty is a punishment.. you must has a life sentence with no paroll
(thats mine) -
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
(Come back: Is it gonna burn when you go to Hell)
Pickup lines, are funny and so lame -
Pick up- If i could rearange the alphebet I'd put U and I together
Anti pick up- Oh really I'd put F and U together -
Do you do karate cause your body is kickin
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man: i'd love to call you whats ur number?
girl: its in the phone book
man: but i dont know your name
girl: thats in the phone book too
XD imma use that once i get a cell -
I better call the fire service, because you're smokin'!
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Guy: Ilike my girls how i like my peanutbutter...chunky
Girl: *slaps guy* -
Girl, you know what I like about you? When I look into your deep blue eyes...I can see my own handsome reflection.
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'Excuse me,do you want to screw?'
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thewelshboyo NewbieNice one sick xD
'Are you wearing a space bra? Beause your boobs are out of this world.'
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