The Farmer Love Song
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Thread Topic: The Farmer Love Song
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Will you go square dancing with me on Saturday night?
I know I'm just a lonely farm boy but I think I'm alright.
I don't want things to get so darn complicated.
Ever since I fell in love with you I feel jaded, jaded.
I like your face.
I like your face.
It's a nice face.
Yeah what can I say?
I like your face.
I like your face.
Will you be my babe?
And I don't mean pig.
Now you can't deny it, I saw you watching me ride my tractor.
You like a man who can till and take care of a pasture.
I know we come from two separate worlds;
I'm a country boy, you're a city girl.
But if you just give me a chance we can take my pickup truck for a whirl.
Yeah, yeah.
I like your face.
I like your face.
It's a nice face.
Well what can I say?
I like your face.
I like your face.
Will you be my babe?
And I don't mean pig.
Please, just give me a chance.
I'll show you my dance.
In the barn tonight.
Please give me a break.
We can both eat steak.
And fly a kite.
I like your face.
I like your face.
It's a nice face.
Well what can I say?
I like your face.
I like your face.
I like your face.
I like your face.
It's a nice face.
Well what can I say?
I like your face.
I like your face.
Will you be my babe?
And I don't mean pig. -
I like this.
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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...
fist at some boys who were down by the crick.
Their feet in the water their hands on there...
Marbles and play things and at half past four.
There came a young lady she looked like a...
Pretty young creature with a white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to...
Bring up her children so they would not spit.
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling...
Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt.
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her...
Eyes at the fellow who was down by the dock.
He looked like guy with a sizeable...
Home in the country with a big fence out front.
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...
Little pet dog who was subject to fits.
And then he'd grab hold of her....
Small tender hand with a movement so quick.
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...
Candy, so tasty. Made of butter scotch.
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her...
Cookies, that she had left out on the shelf.
If you think this is dirty, you can go f--- yourself. -
xD
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The Assumption Song
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