Dear Future Husband
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Thread Topic: Dear Future Husband
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Hello! So uh, you’re my future husband, right? And no, I’m not talking about Kelly Clarkson’s song, which I WILL be playing on LOOP the day before our wedding. Don’t test me. That’s a new goal. (love you btw 💖 haha) You’ll regret accepting my marriage proposal /j
Yes, I’m going to assume I’m the one who proposed to you. I don’t see any other alternative. Unless you care to prove me wrong?
Ahem, anyhow. 👏👏 yaaaay we got married. Or are getting married. Yay us!
Or you’re just a boyfriend that I wanted to show this to because I’m going to propose to you. Yeah, future me. If you’re looking over his shoulder and reading this, I see what you’re doing! You aren’t slick or sly. >:(
Wait but if I’m showing you this then maybe this is my plan to propose to you. OH MY- WAIT WAIT THEN TURN AROUND MAYBE THE FUTURE ME IS PROPOSING TO YOU!
If she isn’t, then she’s totally planning to.
ANYWAY-
Just know that if we are married or dating, then uh… you’ve earned yourself a simp. Congrats. ✨ yes I’m calling my future self a simp for you, because it’s the truth. She probably is. As my friends on this website (*cough cough* ESPIE AND DENIS) say, “June’s mom birthed a simp.”
I wonder how embarrassed I made my future self.
Here, future June. I’ll give you a cringe count.
Cringe count: (fill in the blank.)
Anyway, back to the person this post is for:
✨MY FUTURE HUSBAND✨
I think about you literally everyday. Or who you might be. I either know you currently or I don’t. Either way, I still look forward to the future. When I met you/when I started dating you, I probably thought about marrying you on the spot.
Mhm. That’s right.
I bet you something else. Future me, if I lose this bet, then you have to buy a box of bean boozled and take out each off the bad ones and eat them all at once.
Ahem. The bet, right. I bet you, future husband, that I’ve called you darling or beloved AT LEAST ONCE. I KNOW FOR A FACT I’D USE NICKNAMES. If I haven’t, then I was probably really tempted to.
Now, you’ve earned yourself a very nice gal if I do say so myself. But you’ll have to be the judge of that, won’t you?
Very very nice. So nice that she has most likely made the most immature jokes in the world. I probably still won’t know how to cook in the future, so I’m predicting that you’re the one who does most of the cooking. If that’s the case, then thank you. I’m sure the future me appreciates it a lot and loves you dearly for it.
I’m sure the future me is really grateful that you’re in my life. Thank you for being there for the future me and loving me unconditionally. I can’t wait to meet you one day. 💖💖💖💖 -
this is so cute awe 🥺
petition to make june's future husband find this and smack him to it -
LMAO
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Goddamn I started a trend- 💀
Yes yes, he must see this. -
this is really cute...
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holy crap!
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This is adorable!
Also, now I got the dear future husband song stuck in my head XD -
It’s a good song?!!
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Yeah, it's by Megan Trainor.
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i know. sorry about the question mark. have you heard made you look?
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Oh yeah. It's such a good song!
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Right?! Funny story, I have an MP3 Player and I downloaded it, and my dad says, “you know nobody’s looking at you right?” I smirked at the time.
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Oh my gosh, that's hilarious XD
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That’s not the point, Dad! (Exaggerated grin)
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Hey guys, since this isn't your thread I'm sure June would appreciate it if you didn't post unrelated things in her thread.
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