So serene..
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Thread Topic: So serene..
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*random crash*
.. Motherf---er ..
Son: ALICE.
Me: WHAT. -_-
Son: TURLES.. HE TRIED TO GROPE ME. D:<
Me: *NAGGING* GOKU, GTFO. I WAS SUPPOSED TO POST PICS BUT NOOOO. -____________________-
Son: *huff huff*
Me: GTFO.
Son: Hmphers. D: You have to do something about it. Ever since you put him in our closet, I can't get any moment of rest. I don't even sleep anymore. Dx I'm afraid he'll molest me.
Me: If I give you a lollipop, will you leave me alone?
Son: .. Maybe..
Me: It's grape.
Son: :O I wan. I wan et. -
Me: Then get the f--- out.
Son: Give me ze lollipop. :D
Me: Just like a little kid.. -_- *gives it to him*
Son: Yey. *leaves happily*
Me: Baka..
Serene again.. -
*loud war cry*
Me: OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE QUIET.
Fern: AIYE AIYE AIYE!!! :3
Me: DUDE. STOP. Dx
Fern: No. It's almost time for celebration for winning wars. :3
AIYE AIY-----
Me: *SHOTS HIM*
FERNANDO VARGAS, FOR THE SAKE OF ALL SEXY THINGS, SHUT UP. YOU'RE KILLING EVERYTHING WITH THEM CRIES OF YOURS. DX
Fern: You.. You're just a Spaniard and that's it. D:<
Me: You're a Spaniard too. XD
Fern: Not as much as you. :P -
Me: If you don't stop, I'm going to insult you, mister.
Fern: Go ahead. :D
Me: You are always the first one to jump a fence. Always. You're like, f---ing professional at it.
Fern: xD
Me: -_-
Mexicans are obese.
Fern: I'm not obese..
Me: Haha.
Fern: I'm just short. xP
Me: Mexicans are short. That is not a stereotype, that is fact.
Fern: -_- Not amused..
Me: :3
All Mexicans that live in East L.A. are gangmembers.
Fern: I'm not..
Me: Every Mexican has to have a Quinceanera.
Fern: -_-
Me: Mexicans only eat tacos.
Fern: But they deliciouso..
Me: Mexicans can only dance La Quebradita.
Fern: I can dance salsa.. Valss..
Me: All Mexicans are short.
Fern: You already said that.. T_T
Me: Worth saying it again. XD -
Fern: You're mean. T_T You're Mexican too.
Me: I'm much moar Spaniard than Mexican. Now shush.
Mexican-Americans vote Democrat.
Mexican-Americans are Liberals
Mexican-Americans will vote for a political candidate if that candidate is Hispanic.
Mexican-American are against border/illegal immigration control.
Mexican Americans Speak and Understand Spanish.
Mexican-Americans celebrate Cinco de Mayo and Mexican Independence day.
Mexican-Americans are Catholic.
Mexican-Americans like to dance Salsa.
Mexican-Americans are loved and supported by the citizens of Mexico.
Mexican-Americans love Mexican Music.
Mexicans and Central-Americans are the same thing.
Mexican-Americans love Soccer.
Mexican-American women like to cook & clean.
Fern: I'm not 'Mexican-American'.
Me: Close enough. XD
Fern: =_=
Me: I bet this is what you want to say to America.
Fern: ALICE. T_T -
Me: You know how much America enjoys burritos. :P
Fern: Stop it.. No.. T_T'
Me: This thread is for insulting you.
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Fern: *glare at Alice*
Me: Bwahaha. -
Me: MOTHER f---ER.
Fern: Still dislike it. Dx -
Me: ...
*sniff*
Fern: See. Dx *pats Alice's back*
Me: I wan to go back.. I dun wan to live in Merica anymore.. -
Fern: Sorry..
Me: *sniffle*
Fern: *offers tissue*
Me: .. *small giggle*
Fern: .. Awh. xD -
Me:
I'm posting soccer matches that make me giggle. XD
Fern: Me and France. XD Jaja that's nice. -
Me:
Fern: XD
I don't think America and Enlgand have played. ._.
Me: Neither do I.. ._. -
Me:
Fern: xD Spain and Netherlands.
Me: Netherlands is still mad at him for winning the World Cup.
Fern: LOL I GET IT LMAO. -
Me: I FOUND ONE.
Fern: *clapping*
Mission completo~! :D -
Me:
Fern: China and Russia? xD
Me: I think. :D -
XD
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