Double Moon Quiz - Which non human are you?

You wake up in a forest. Your faithful companion seems to be missing, and in its place you find a note. On te back of it seems to be some sort of clue.

If you were a great adventurer, you could solve this. Sadly, you're one of these dimwits. Stuck with the other dimwits. Instead of doing the obvious, you f--- about. It's okay, it's just a stretchy day. May the moons be ever in your favor.

Created by: the trickster god

How many moons are there?
- I don't really know or care.
- When I'm out at night, at least one extra ;)
- Yes! The Moon! She is magnificent! Yallah!
- The moon is a rock. I love the moon.
- Two.
- Three, but you don't know that yet.
- One.
- How many what?
You wake up. Where are you?
- In a tree
- Under a tree
- On my dire wolf
- As a dire wolf
- I am everywhere
- Under a dwarf
- On an altar
- Under a rock
You find an inn. What do you order?
- Soup
- Apple juice
- Tea
- Dwarven ale
- Whatever is local
- Whatever is adventurous
- Whatever is alcoholic
- I'm not a spitroast kinda girl, but..
A cat enters the inn.
- Awww! I love cats! Here puss puss puss
- I hate cats
- I hiss at it
- I clean it
- I am that very cat
- I am that very inn. Yes, enter me. Good.
You are hired to capture a werewolf. How do you prepare?
- I turn into a chicken
- I mold the earth
- I have silver coins
- I'm shopping in Wgno
- This looks interesting, let's observe these people
- I google the stat block for a werewolf
- I metagame about the stats for a werewolf
- I turn into a werewolf
You're in initiative. What would you like to do?
- What do I roll for this?
- So is this festering ooze that just killed Salim, attacking us?
- I get squashed
- I hit Aranimir in the leg
- That festering ooze isn't even that translucent, he probably was the uglier of his brothers.
- I turn into a bear
- Does 15 hit?
You are hired to capture a werewolf. How does it end.
- Family reunion!
- Book club
- No idea
- Now we're stuck with a maid
It's time to distribute loot.
- I pick up some rocks.
- It's just gold? What would I need that for?
- Oh goodness gracious is that real silver?
- Loot? I'm just glad I'm still alive!
- I'm still rolling death saves. Guys??
- I check for body parts that I could sell
- Ehm.. there is... sure. A pile of gold. Some rocks. An ear.
What's your catchphrase?
- Prepditdipdiptabtaada
- It's actually gnomish tradition!
- Hmmm *one word description of whatever we're talking about*.
- hmhm. Absolutely!
- I'm not in the conversation, I'm trying to read a map.
- woof
- It's a stretchy day.
- Oh goodness gracious!
What is your greatest virtue?
- I am a great soldier, truly
- I'm clean
- I am a great storyteller
- I know how to create and read maps
- I don't judge anyone on their physical form
- I am cuddly
- I made you a lore.
- I show up to every game
What is your greatest weakness?
- Beautiful women with long, flowing beards
- I don't deal well with taking an axe to the knee
- I love dying for God. Please sacrifice me!
- halflings
- I can't keep track of all this initiative!
- I can't remember any NPC names. Especially Agares.
- I don't understand society
- I can't finish quests

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