Are You Really A Dork?
You know you love Dork, I know you care. Shout "Doooork," and I'll be there. Dork is your love, Dork is your life. And we will never ever ever be apart.
Are we an item? Dork, quit playing. We're just friends? Dooooork, whatcha saying? Dork hates Justin Beaver, but this song is stuck in Dork's head. He's suffering.