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Your quiz results
Are you depressed?
Your Result: Severe depression
100%

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

0% No depression likely

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately. and im 9 get that not even in the double digets

100% depression. Hmm. I'm underage, and have hundreds of friends. Its my family. Every moment of my life, they're yelling, criticizing me, forcing me to be who I aren't. They treat my sister like a princess, and treat me like dirt covered gum on the bottom of their shoe. My friends, I mentioned, know the FAKE me. I dont think about pineapples my entire life. They don't know me. Aren't real friends. I wish my life would go uphill for once instead of dropping -300 below sea level.

Are you depressed?
Your Result: Severe depression
100%

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately. n_\\

Severe depression 93%

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

my friends say im faking depression. but im not. why ppl dont belive a word i say

wow, im only a 12 year old girl. my resaults:Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately"

my parrents and dr. are actually testing me for MDD (major depression disorder. i hope they dont see my cuts :/

87% severe depression. Not surprised. Ive been diagnosed with depression since last November. Im on meds that may or may not help. I dont really know. The fact that I have to deal with the main source of my agony every day at school doesnt help. The worst is over though. Its just a nagging buzz in the back of my brain than the bee hive that used to dominate my thoughts for months on end. I dont have many friends. No close friends at all. All I do is play video games that I hate all day. Id kill myself if it wasnt for my cat. Shes my last haven of joy in this world.

Just what I thought. 100% severe depression. No wonder. I see that there are others like me. Idk about youbguys but the question I always ask myself is why? Im a 12 year old girl with TONS of friends and a perfect boyfriend How could life get better? Well if I was happy without depending on others to make me happy. I tried suicide. It didnt work. I was planning it again and the day I was gonna do it was the day i met him... I stayed alive for him. He saved me(and showed me true happieness through our first kiss;)). But im getting help... You guys NEED it. Trust me.

100% severe depression. I knew it. My parents are ok but they treat me like dirty gum at the bottom of their shoe and my friend I've been losing them a lot every time I wee two people being happy and together just makes me cry endlessly 'cause I'm bisexual and have crushes on people who are in a relationship.

Your quiz results
Are you depressed?
Your Result: No depression likely 85%

You have answered this self-report questionnaire in such a way as to suggest that you do not likely currently suffer from a depressive disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis or recommendation for treatment in any way, though. You experience the normal ups and downs of life.

0% Severe depression

Update: I just retook this quiz, and I now feel so much better about things, knowing that humanity still has too many issues to count. Ive still gotta deal with multiple problems myself, and theres always the possibility of the forces of nature finally punishing us Gentiles for a willful spree of destroying both the Jews and the Earth itself by climate change, except in reverse (I.e cataclysmic solar activity changes, or a super-volcano powerful enough to lower global average temperatures for decades, leaving us [goyim] to finally & fully reevaluate our wicked ways).

Severe Depression i knew it I miss my friends at school so much they always make me feel better. My sisters are really mean and call me a brat and tell me they don't like me that makes me feel like going in a corner and just crying. This depression made me gain like 5 pounds. I hope it goes away when I'm in school.

Severe Depression i knew it I miss my friends at school so much they always make me feel better. My sisters are really mean and call me a brat and tell me they don't like me that makes me feel like going in a corner and just crying. This depression made me gain like 5 pounds. I hope it goes away when I'm in school.

our quiz results
Are you depressed?
Your Result: Severe depression 86%

Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately.

4% No depression likely

nobody loves me, nobody loves me, NOBODY f---ING LOVES ME

Yeah. That's what I thought.

"Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a severe depression. People who have answered similarly to you typically qualify for a diagnosis of major depression and have sought professional treatment for this disorder. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional immediately." And I'm only f---ing 11!

:(( I am 12 male. I have been diagnosed by a doctor with severe anxiety and depression. I don't even know why... I have many friends. All I know is that I feel like I'm drowning and if goody rescues me I will drown I just want some help. :((

I got 100% sever depression. I knew since like three months ago. I just want some help but I've only told a couple of people. Anyone who is reading this, smile for us who have depression. Be happy for us and live your life. Btw, I'm 11.

I always knew I was depressed I have no friends everyone at school treats me like dirt (the students I mean) and yes I do feet worthless I wish someone could help but no one knows!

I'm actually getting over my depression.

I guess that I actually had severe depression.

If you are reading this and you have depression,

It will get better.
Smile for me. (:

90% severe depression... My life sucks. I have a lot of friends, but so many people I've known have either died or cancer, suicide or just left... I have nothing to live for, and my friends haven't even notivpced, maybe it's not that bad.

hi i just want to say is that all your depression is something a lot of ppl go throe and it well get better i want throe it my self it really does those who are dealing with depression i say do not despair for life is worth living

Great. Now 3 quizzes say i have severe depression.

Whoa I got exactly 66 percent depression and 66 percent not likely depression.

i am so sorry for u guys and im always smiling i got 100% severe deppression and soon after i got lots of friends and even a boyfriend so we can get through it! im 15 yrs old btw

I didnt even get a smidge of no depression. i knew it. im twelve and i thought i had it and i guess i was right. all the quizzes and tests ive taken said severe depression.