Are You a Worthy Pet Owner?
Are you a good pet owner? Do your pets regularly use your floor as a bathroom and your chairs as scratching posts? Do your fish jump out of their tank, do your plants drop dead leaves on your carpet, does your bird squawk nonstop? Maybe they're naughty animals, but it's probably because YOU'RE A BAD PET OWNER! Dun dun dun...
So do you REALLY want to know if you're a good pet owner? Are you worthy of owning your cute (or ugly) little animal(s)? Find out here! (But if you fail, don't dump them out in the wild)